Christina, Gets A Misdeamenor.

[BADNESS]

We open today's missive with a rhetorical question: Why is it that celebrities can't just stay at home and get drunk like the rest of us?

But no, they go out, live it up, and get arrested and end up in this column.


Singer Christina Aguilera was arrested for public intoxication.
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Singer Christina Aguilera is the latest. She was arrested in the wee hours Tuesday morning on suspicion of public drunkenness and held in a West Hollywood sheriff's station until she could sober up.

Her boyfriend, one Matthew Rutler, burned rubber and fishtailed on a street near the Sunset Strip just before cops pulled him over. Aguilera was in the passenger seat.

They arrested Rutler on suspicion of DUI after he failed a sobriety test. He was later released on $5,000 bail.

Sheriffs took Aguilera in, they said, because she was too blotto for her own good. She will not be prosecuted.

"She didn't really understand where she was," Sheriff's spokesman Steve Whitmore said. "She said she didn't drive so she didn't even know where she lived."

Moral: If you stay at home, it

[Jake]

-Fucks up the National Anthem at the Super Bowl
-Falls down at the Grammy's
- and now this

Talk about havin' a bad month haha

[silver & black]

She is still one of the best female vocalists out there. I'm not a fan of the type of music she does, but I can recognize talant when I hear it. If she wasn't a celeb, this wouldn't be news at all.

[Doyers y Esleigher]

Yeah who gives a shit? I mean, I wish famous people would take cabs a little more often, but like... it's still nothing I need to care about.

[BigPrimo]

Yeah who gives a shit? I mean, I wish famous people would take cabs a little more often, but like... it's still nothing I need to care about.

until they run your wife or kid over...

[BigPrimo]

i'd still give her the Biz while she sang me the national anthem all fucked up...

[MaddenRaider]

I don't think she's that good of a singer. Pop culture passed it off as gospel the past 10 years that she was the "one that could actually sing". I never heard it. At the end of the day, she just gave more effort than Brittney Spears, with the extending yelling and moaning sounds that have become a staple of the 'white girl singing black' phenomenon that began with American Idol. And, yes, I know she's technically Latino. Whatever. Point stands.

[HBD]

I don't think she's that good of a singer. Pop culture passed it off as gospel the past 10 years that she was the "one that could actually sing". I never heard it. At the end of the day, she just gave more effort than Brittney Spears, with the extending yelling and moaning sounds that have become a staple of the 'white girl singing black' phenomenon that began with American Idol. And, yes, I know she's technically Latino. Whatever. Point stands.

Opinions are like belly buttons ...
everybody has one, and some of them really stink.

[MaddenRaider]

Wow. Great comeback. I was bracing myself for the old "sticks and stones", but man, you blindsided me with that. "Like, that's your, opinion man."