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Sonic isn't homosexual. The homosexuals I know have great physiques and a much better sense of fashion.
^^^^ from Mr.Hill over @ 247 since I haven't stumbled upon any quotable here yet....!!
Can't wait to fill this one up again!
Raiderette619
04-02-2009, 11:00 PM
hahah you are funny! I love this thread though..can't wait to read all the stuff that gets posted in here!
Big O Dick
04-02-2009, 11:00 PM
LOL! Oh theyre coming....
Raiderette619
04-03-2009, 12:57 PM
The only skill set that j-mar has shown is a physical one. He still lacks pocket presence goes down quicker then a hooker on a friday night. Come on homie put the pata-moblie in gear and rush that first down marker. He also needs to make big strides in q.b misinformation, meaning don't telegraph where your going to throw, motherfucker has his high beams on the receiver like a crackfiend looks for a dropped piece of rock on a white carpet. Safeties live off weak q.b's....so j-mar "STEP YOUR GAME UP" Ice don't mean a thing unless you got that Superbowl ring!!!:Yep
This one was too good of a post to break up. I just highlighted the great quotes. 2 in 1 woot woot haha
:beer:
I'm making one up....
The more a man talks about his penis, the smaller it is.
Yes, but the more he lies about it the longer it grows!
Raiderette619
04-03-2009, 09:49 PM
^^^ hahahaha!!!
Raiderette619
04-03-2009, 11:23 PM
What's a Chavela? I once dated a guy named Chuvalo - maybe I'd like them!
:laughing:laughing
chitown
04-04-2009, 05:59 PM
^^^^ from Mr.Hill over @ 247 since I haven't stumbled upon any quotable here yet....!!
Can't wait to fill this one up again!
That's hilarious Bro. Kinda true actually.
Only Don would think of this LOL
hahaha!!
I packed a guy a bong hit with a huge booger mixed with dank in it once. IT sizzled as it lit, and make a yellowy smoke. He coughed real bad, and was like "WTF was that??" I told him it was some hash..he was all "cool!! tasted like human waste though.." Everybody fell out laughing, cuz he was pretty close.
Raiderette619
04-05-2009, 09:27 PM
Boom on how many ppl have you slept w/in the sex thread
I'm half virgin half porn star... My ass is a virgin and my cock's a slut:D
From Gridiron PIRATE from the Secondary thread in Raider Talk 24/7 forum
^^ Yea, we close, but being close to pussy ain't the same thing as gettin' it.
Jenny
04-07-2009, 08:54 PM
Don in the chat box:
you get a head start cuz youre blackheart, youre rhyme cache is older than a Heff fart
BlackHeart
04-07-2009, 09:45 PM
Don in the chat box:
you get a head start cuz youre blackheart, youre rhyme cache is older than a Heff fart
LOL I gave him that one.
Raiderette619
04-08-2009, 03:35 PM
Mr. Hill on Garcia helping Russell
I'm going to put a gun to someone's head and tell them I'm just trying to help...
GenRaider
04-08-2009, 06:01 PM
Defense is all about being physical and hitting people. Speed don't mean sh!t if you hit like a b!tch when you get there. --Cheapshotartist
Defense is all about being physical and hitting people. Speed don't mean sh!t if you hit like a b!tch when you get there. --Cheapshotartist
:clap:
DutchRaider
04-09-2009, 10:10 AM
Im a beast, I rip thru forest pubes like Arnold ripped thru the jungle in Commando! - Poke
Raiderette619
04-11-2009, 11:55 AM
Yeah, the light beer doesn't do much for me I'd have to drink a case to get drunk. I wouldn't want to have to run to the bathroom every ten minutes. After the home opener I'm gonna have to ship my kidneys and liver to the Betty Ford clinic for some rehab.
:laughing
82rediar
04-13-2009, 01:04 AM
“It takes half the amount of time you dated someone to get over them.”
chitown
04-13-2009, 06:57 PM
^^Nah, just get with their best friend :D
Raiderette619
04-21-2009, 11:29 PM
SAVE A SEAL...BEAT UR MEAT! jUST DONT DO IT WHILE DRIVING AND CANDYS BEHIND YOU. YOU'LL NEVER MAKE IT TO THE PROMISED LAND....LOL
LOL
TruR8r
04-21-2009, 11:33 PM
“It takes half the amount of time you dated someone to get over them.”
Hmmmm is that right?
Big O Dick
04-26-2009, 08:23 PM
From the chatbox today
Don- "I enjoy dude."
(We know what you meant bro, shit was still funny)
Miklo
04-26-2009, 11:11 PM
From the chatbox today
Don- "I enjoy dude."
(We know what you meant bro, shit was still funny)
:laugh: Didn't call "no homo?"
chitown
05-05-2009, 10:04 AM
A break up is usually the interjection of reality into a selfmade fairytale.
This doesn't mean all relationships are some fake bs fairytale, but to a large extent idealization, hopes and dreams are what they thrive on.
And the real pain from a relationship (**IMO**) is not really the seperation or not seeing a person anymore, I think the pain is SEEING a "new" person you never saw before, and not liking it, because that was NOT the person you saw when you met them.
Its almost like you created that person in your mind and they never existed, and the crazy part, thats really not too far from the truth.
Raiderette619
05-05-2009, 12:11 PM
A break up is usually the interjection of reality into a selfmade fairytale.
This doesn't mean all relationships are some fake bs fairytale, but to a large extent idealization, hopes and dreams are what they thrive on.
And the real pain from a relationship (**IMO**) is not really the seperation or not seeing a person anymore, I think the pain is SEEING a "new" person you never saw before, and not liking it, because that was NOT the person you saw when you met them.
Its almost like you created that person in your mind and they never existed, and the crazy part, thats really not too far from the truth.
relationship problems? lol
Raiderette619
05-05-2009, 12:13 PM
Chitown's status
Official Cougar hunter
:laughing
I'm a puma! hahaha
chitown
05-05-2009, 12:42 PM
relationship problems? lol
Nah, my buddy wrote that for a mutual friend.
RckabillyRaider
05-06-2009, 08:58 PM
"this is a quote"
RckabillyRaider
05-06-2009, 08:58 PM
"this is a quote"
:clap: :roc:
Raiderette619
05-06-2009, 09:51 PM
^^Nah, just get with their best friend :D
man hoochie! LMAO
nice way to say man whore hahahhaha JK JK JK
chitown
05-07-2009, 03:11 PM
man hoochie! LMAO
nice way to say man whore hahahhaha JK JK JK
Then after your done doing the nasty call up your ex to come pick up her best friend.
Raiderette619
05-07-2009, 03:21 PM
Then after your done doing the nasty call up your ex to come pick up her best friend.
that is so raunchy yo!!
:hurl:
Raidernexx
05-07-2009, 04:17 PM
A break up is usually the interjection of reality into a selfmade fairytale.
This doesn't mean all relationships are some fake bs fairytale, but to a large extent idealization, hopes and dreams are what they thrive on.
And the real pain from a relationship (**IMO**) is not really the seperation or not seeing a person anymore, I think the pain is SEEING a "new" person you never saw before, and not liking it, because that was NOT the person you saw when you met them.
Its almost like you created that person in your mind and they never existed, and the crazy part, thats really not too far from the truth.
That's just way too much logic for what always amounts to an illogical situation.
I finally got the meaning of it all though.
chitown
05-07-2009, 05:37 PM
that is so raunchy yo!!
:hurl:
Works like a charm:mean:
chitown
05-19-2009, 11:21 AM
Young women have been hooking up with older guys for money for generations, it's time we men turn the tables and get our money back. - On dating cougars
Raiderette619
05-19-2009, 12:13 PM
Young women have been hooking up with older guys for money for generations, it's time we men turn the tables and get our money back. - On dating cougars
haha that's too much!
Gold diggers are stoopid! I leave that to other women!
chitown
05-19-2009, 03:52 PM
haha that's too much!
Gold diggers are stoopid! I leave that to other women!
Yeap, same applies for high maintenance women.
chitown
06-28-2009, 12:04 PM
Things don't happen for a reason, things just happen - DSM
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