What you grubbin on?

[Jenny]

Thanks, bro! :bro:

Radishes with salt

*raddishes wif sault

[English Guru]

teniz bal
1 blayd uf gras
3 kupz woolvareen yurin
2 klumpz eer wacks

cheet day

[Don]

handful of goji berries

1 ownce chiken gizzrdz

3 bottels uv yoni joos

[TAPE]

beatz

[Bullshit Tracker]

knows kandi

[Tre 6 Months]

Jeep Tiyuh

[Sonny Cheeba]

sod awff shotgunn

[Big O Dick]

hawkee puk

[Bullshit Tracker]

lawtoe scracher

[Tre 6 Months]

Liakers Jerz

[SONIC]

Nathan's Bacon Ranch Fries FTW

[Tre 6 Months]

Kneeosporin

[FilipinoRaider]

Little Mexican Chicks! LOL

[Tre 6 Months]

half frozen Ego waffles

[TAPE]

nu error fidded kap

[Big O Dick]

Uhneeven aireeohlahs (0) (o)

:huh:

[CrizpyNutz]

Uhneeven aireeohlahs (0) (o)

:huh:

:laugh::laughing

[Don]

Pynk guy in tha bote

[Bullshit Tracker]

deeveedee

[Bullshit Tracker]

llama droppings

[Don]

cheez....mmmm...fromunda

[Tre 6 Months]

money stacks

[Sonny Cheeba]

Frute Lupes

[Bullshit Tracker]

Eyerish Spryngz Bahr.

[Big O Dick]

luuk warm spydur swet

[yayarea_raider]

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[Sonny Cheeba]

DoDo byrd eggz ovah e-z, pterodactyl wingz

[Big O Dick]

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Funniest thing you posted in a loooong time.

Lorraine is hilarious!

[SwarcoRaider]

bile

[CrizpyNutz]

jawlee ranchuh

[Don]

nomber too skware dryv bit, thrie fillips bits, and fore flat heds.

[Lil Joker]

wrustee scrudryvur

[Big O Dick]

Vampyer bat weengz

[Don]

muh cap dipped in purpel leen

[Bullshit Tracker]

ingin kraenkchaft w/ break flewid on tha siid

[Sonny Cheeba]

Sewpre Boal troefi

[Jenny]

Sewpre Boal troefi

Are you sure that's still good? I'd check the date...

[Bullshit Tracker]

Mawth bawlz

[Sonny Cheeba]

kote hanguh

[TAPE]

Nin 10 doe wee kuntroalerr

[SwarcoRaider]

mewse antlah

[Skern]

boal uh kronik

[Big O Dick]

arrmuhdilo tung and pikuld beever tayl

CHEET DAY

[SwarcoRaider]

suhlyvah

[Lil Joker]

phranchyze tendah

[Don]

Semen and Grenadine in a Corona! Tee HEE!!

And one of my "fasty happy pills!!" Not Coo!

[Bullshit Tracker]

oisturs

[Sonny Cheeba]

Piech Kobbluh

[TAPE]

dolluh menyou

[Big O Dick]

creeahteen

[Raidermofojeff]

Deep fried Alaskan cod.......MMMM

[Bullshit Tracker]

Deap Fryd neyen vowlt batturie. Ehhhh

[Sonny Cheeba]

Eggz Bennuhdickt

[Sonny Cheeba]

Macks Kawntrackt (vea free ajinsee)

[SwarcoRaider]

toe jam

[DED]

empty mike & ike box, and prune juice.....ftw

[Bullshit Tracker]

dingulbarrie

[Tre 6 Months]

Sith's computer seat cushion

[Big O Dick]

http://clatl.com/images/blogimages/2010/06/24/1277419533-friendlys-grilled-cheese-burger-melt348wy062310.jpg

CHEET DAY FTW

[Bullshit Tracker]

centid kanduhl

[TAPE]

chawklit worthurrz

[Sonny Cheeba]

Fride chikkin & wottermelon :csa:

[TAPE]

http://clatl.com/images/blogimages/2010/06/24/1277419533-friendlys-grilled-cheese-burger-melt348wy062310.jpg

CHEET DAY FTW


You know.... after further review... I definitely wouldn't eat that..

[Big Game Geoff]

kangarue powch w/ baybee rue four dizert.

CHEET DAYE...

[SONIC]

Root beer float.

[Sonny Cheeba]

Turkey with watermelon and mother#@(#)$&^*!)#$^ing grape kool-aid! :pissed: :csa:

[TAPE]

Sawtaid phig leef and see sawlt watur

[Sonny Cheeba]

Who bumped this mother@#($@_!#%#%&ing thread anywayz? :pissed: :csa:

[SONIC]

poontang pie:jlh:

[SwarcoRaider]

Tom cables dip spit

[Big O Dick]

ardvahrk nek

[Lil Joker]

wrusted munkee rentch

[Big O Dick]

2 sausage, egg and cheese croissants and a light and fluffy...(post workout)

[Jake]

sygaret butz

[Cletus McFetus]

sygaret butz

Ashy wurk0ut!

[SwarcoRaider]

Finger nailz roasted in a sweet n sour sauce

[Don]

Bangerz in teh paint, cup raw macadamias, two cup cubed turkey, half cooke...(srry ghen)

[Tre 6 Months]

just licked a bubble gum wrapper

[Sonny Cheeba]

Stale ring-o-los and sniffed the jug of laundry detergent.

[Jake]

fhone buk

[Bob Wylie]

Stale ring-o-los and sniffed the jug of laundry detergent.

LOL :clap:

[Big O Dick]

Lehthur gluhv

[Jake]

eenk kartrijez

[Travis]

Made filet mignon with a port wine reduction. Now enjoying a glass of Cabernet and a Lito Gomez Small Batch #3 cigar at the cigar lounge

[SwarcoRaider]

scar tissue

[Tre 6 Months]

http://i992.photobucket.com/albums/af49/Raidersteve666/sausageeggncheeseburger.jpg

[Big O Dick]

http://i992.photobucket.com/albums/af49/raidersteve666/sausageeggncheeseburger.jpg

x 2 ftw

[SwarcoRaider]

dog piss snow cones

[Sonny Cheeba]

Toothpaste and pickle brine.

[Don]

Proonoh

[Tió Nook Nook]

yo mamaz toe jam

[Bob Wylie]

pimple juice & eyelid crust

[Tió Nook Nook]

friday afternoon: Liquid drink with 2:1 carb/protein ratio.
Dinner: Chicken Tenderloins, 1 cup of wild rice, some fries
had a couple pieces of licorice at movies.

Saturday:

bowl of cereal, 5 egg beaters (fat free)
2 grill chicken sandwhiches from mcdonalds (no mayo, no cheese.)
1 rice krispie.
4 oz of mahi mahi, plate of rice
milk duds, water
Sunday:
5 egg beaters, 2 cups of cereal, 1 cup of fat free milk
Grill Chicken Sandwhich
BBQ Chicken, rice, veggies, rice cake

May drink a protein shake later if my body calls for one.


LOL

[Big Game Geoff]

Krakt liit bulb with a hint uv smeleeng salt...

[Raider_Equis]

wife's pubic hair from the bath tub...with some tabasco sauce, of course.

[SwarcoRaider]

pancakes made with bile

[Tre 6 Months]

burfdey caike

[Bullshit Tracker]

jungull bawl

[SwarcoRaider]

Lemon pepper mixed with mucus.

[Miklo]

hawt weengz

[Tió Nook Nook]

urth wermz and cooke

[TAPE]

17 baykin, ayg end cheez krossantz

[Jake]

akshun fygurz

[Big Game Geoff]

Barb wiyer w/ razer blayd...

[Sonny Cheeba]

3 pound of mince turkey breast, 1 pound of unnormal soy bean stew, 2 cup of cook rice, 1 half pound breath mint, 3 oz of boil oak tree leev.

[Jake]

http://twitter.com/#!/RealJRock2/status/42650524931211264

[Cletus McFetus]

http://twitter.com/#!/RealJRock2/status/42650524931211264

Is that really him?? He needs to see his hacts if it is.

[DED]

Atomic Sawsage, Bell P'hepper, Eggs, Cheese, in Genglish Muphinz, with a Rockstar FTW

http://www.mediabistro.com/fishbowlny/files/original/nigella.jpg

:pink: :pink:

[Sonny Cheeba]

Brillo pad w/ elbow greece

[Jake]

cented kandull

[Bullshit Tracker]

mmm Glayd kandull. Luv that ztuff; only awn cheet dae tho.

[Bob Wylie]

skabs on toast & wax from a dead dogs ear

[Big O Dick]

Dear

[SwarcoRaider]

chili made with lion meet

[DED]

zum fuljers cawfee zifted thru laudry sheetz

[Big O Dick]

Lets get this understand right now!!!!

Fryd lihzurd tungz

[Sonny Cheeba]

Pork chop w/ boiled shampoo sauce.

[SwarcoRaider]

gatirayde powdah mixed with day old vomit

[DED]

maine coon enchiladas w /xtra tapatio, tv dinner night!

[BADNESS]

Hater Steak. Imported from Atlantic City, New Jersey. Got some "Suckertash" and Prune Juice.

[English Guru]

dont b a fukin bums.

[SONIC]

dont b a fukin bums.

whatever happened to the milk & cooke? :huh:

[Jake]

whatever happened to the milk & cooke? :huh:

:huh:

[Big O Dick]

:huh:

[Sonny Cheeba]

Stale fruit loops, 1000 island dressing, concrete mix

[Big O Dick]

Krohkuhdyl nee kahps

[Big Game Geoff]

Cokinut fer w/ lyin mayne (cheet dae)...

[Jake]

grilt austrij brest w/ a lyte moter oyl dippeeng sos

[Sonny Cheeba]

Cascade dishwasher crystals

[Big O Dick]

shoo lehthur

[Big Game Geoff]

Fryd Eer lowb...

[Jake]

shoo lehthur

zeazoned nuw buck iz teh bezt. (srry buck)

[Big O Dick]

zeazoned nuw buck iz teh bezt. (srry buck)

I need to try it on teh gryll.

[Sonny Cheeba]

Cornbread my....niccah

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[Jake]

skoch tayp

[Sonny Cheeba]

Lemyn murang pi

[SwarcoRaider]

Hawt Skauce on pyenkown

[SwarcoRaider]

5 jamba juices and 3 chipolte burritos on huffz tab

[Raider Ramirez]

Mexican breakfast - Chorizo, eggs, bacon, my homemade red chili, onions, green peppers, tortillas & some OJ.


Go out & shoot 9 rounds of golf while drinking at least 3-6 Miller lite's - come back for lunch & have.....


Lunch - Pork chili with my homemade green chili, flour tortillas for my enchiladas, flour tortilla's for tacos, rice & pico de gallo for my chips.


Go back out shoot 18 rounds of golf while drinking around 8-10 beerts - go home....


Dinner - Roast, cilantro, onions, salt, green/or red chili, & use corn-tortillas for my mini-mexican tacos. Also, have menudo cooking for the hangover that's coming up.


Snacks in-between the day - My own homemade brownies/cookies.

Drinks - Throughout the day - Tecate, Corona & my own bottle of Martelll VSOP Cognac - 750ml bottle

Mota - Northern Lights rolled blunt, since I smoke somewhat frequently - it could be anywere from 1-3 blunts depending on the intoxication level of the alcohol.

Pretty much listening to music, watching a movie by the end of the day.



The day/life of a Mexican family from Nebraska......You've to love American life even through all the BS.

[SwarcoRaider]

^damn all that sounds fuckin good.

i just ate roasted shark teeth on stale conbread

[Raider Ramirez]

^damn all that sounds fuckin good.

i just ate roasted shark teeth on stale conbread

I had to learn how to cook before I moved out to Orlando, I don't want to live on hamburgers, pizza & frozen foods all the time, so my mom taught me how to make American Mexican food & my dad taught me the rest of everything else he's learned from his mom about the Mexican food from Mexico.

It's all actually pretty easy & saves me a lot of money towards groceries, the only complain is that it's time consuming, but the end result/patience is what matters.

[Tió Nook Nook]

yeah cooking is easy and kinda relaxing, but i didn't cook as much this last year since my new place didn't have a dishwasher and i fucking hate doing the goddamn dishes.

[SwarcoRaider]

use plastic platez n silverware. No clean up and its GREAT for the environment lol

[Tió Nook Nook]

use plastic platez n silverware. No clean up and its GREAT for the environment lol

what about the motherf%*&$ing pots and pans used to cook?? :csa: :pissed:

[SwarcoRaider]

^ clean em in the shower lol

[Raider Ramirez]

use plastic platez n silverware. No clean up and its GREAT for the environment lol

I was just going to say the same thing. lol

what about the motherf%*&$ing pots and pans used to cook?? :csa: :pissed:

Ooo, nice comeback.

Well, at the end of the day if you can pull yourself a woman - leave those duties to her. Problem solved. She get's a meal & some dick - while you get dishes washed & some pussy. I've always felt that was a good trade both parties....

[Tió Nook Nook]

Well, at the end of the day if you can pull yourself a woman - leave those duties to her. Problem solved. She get's a meal & some dick - while you get dishes washed & some pussy. I've always felt that was a good trade both parties....

this was the deal with the ex. i cooked, she cleaned and i was able to get my dick wet. FTW. :cholo

[Miklo]

yeah cooking is easy and kinda relaxing, but i didn't cook as much this last year since my new place didn't have a dishwasher and i fucking hate doing the goddamn dishes.

Exactly son...I don't mind cooking, but I hate fuckin having to spend an hour cooking then another hour cleaning all the shit up afterwards. We don't have a dishwasher either FTL.

[Bullshit Tracker]

dileeted poast.

[Sonny Cheeba]

The key is to clean up a little bit as you go....don't leave yourself with a huge pile of stuff once you finish eating and all you wanna do is lean back unbutton your shirt have a smoke drink some more beer watch tv and zone out.

[Bullshit Tracker]

...in other words, don't be a fucking bum.

[SwarcoRaider]

beaf jurkee

[Lil Joker]

tuhkeetohz :cholo:

[Don]

Aspicy ameetbolla

[SwarcoRaider]

nudi buddie bawhr

[silver & black]

Pizza loaded with Jalepenos.

[Jake]

phlag poal phragmentz

[TAPE]

Frezh Tee shert oph tha ztreet

[silver & black]

Phlag poal phragmentz and tee shert piecez from teh streat is pretty tazty with Alfredo zauze. :yep:

[HBD]

Got a buzz from Rum&Cokes ... watching Harold&Kumar Escape from Guantaimo ... brushing up for their Christmas movie.

[BigPrimo]

antipasto

[BigPrimo]

Beef stuuu

[silver & black]

Left over Taco Bell Burrito. Nawt az good nuked teh neckst day. :nono:

[Miklo]

From a huge taco bell fan, it must be eaten fresh in order to experience its maximum flavor capacity. Waiting even an hour will cause its flavor to decrease exponentially, unfortunately :kyh

[silver & black]

From a huge taco bell fan, it must be eaten fresh in order to experience its maximum flavor capacity. Waiting even an hour will cause its flavor to decrease exponentially, unfortunately :kyh

Ecksulint advyse. :bro:

[HBD]

From a huge taco bell fan, it must be eaten fresh in order to experience its maximum flavor capacity. Waiting even an hour will cause its flavor to decrease exponentially, unfortunately :kyh

BUT will also decrease the violence in which it will attack your poop chute.

[Big O Dick]

Bernt Tyer

[Lil Joker]

Breauken Wyndsheeld Glazz

[Sonny Cheeba]

Coffee grinds and the dust underneath the fridge.

[Big O Dick]

Coffee grinds and the dust underneath the fridge.

I dohnt uhndurstahnd thiz dickshun. :huh:

[HBD]

made 4 rum n cokes ... then poured them in one big glass then chugged that shit.

[Raider_Equis]

bellybutton lint with sriracha sauce

[SwarcoRaider]

hot dogs

[SwarcoRaider]

artahchoak hart

[Big O Dick]

Rohstid chinchilluh tayl

[Tre 6 Months]

:sonic:actually got a sausage, egg, cheese croissant from 7-11 & a big azz coffee.

[SwarcoRaider]

mewkus membrain

[SONIC]

rohzt beef zandwhitchis

[HBD]

rohzt beef zandwhitchis

... and asparagus tips

[Bullshit Tracker]

rhoderuhnur meet

[BigPrimo]

Kirk's steakburgers (palo alto) and garlic steak fries.

[SwarcoRaider]

Zalad wit WALnuts

[BigPrimo]

La zag na. Reel G's move in silence like Lasagna