The Sex Thread

[DED]

Sexy Panties n a Bra does it for me. Then after hooking up, or if in a relationship, all the hardcore, XXX, pics are ok too.......and actually highly recommended.

[TAPE]

Hmmmm let me see........ titties are good.... partial nudity... gotta leave something to the imagination. I've shown the wang before :)

AND....every chick I've shown the wang to.. I put it in use on em!

But I'm more of a receiver than a giver when it comes to nudes/partial nudes in pics.... I'm greedy lol..

I'm not a big picture taker to begin with!

[RaiderzVixen]

Ehhhh...I gotta go now. Ummm yeah. Time to get to work. :mean:
WHAT?? What did i say?? :huh: lol

there u go editing again! LMAO


anywho...yeah I think guys tend to receive way more pics then they send.
but u didn't answer the question Tooz.
Full nudity or just a lil skin?? what's your preference



:hi5:
TU SABES AMIGA!! lol
anymore and it just seems gay lol

[Raiderette619]

Hmmmm let me see........ titties are good.... partial nudity... gotta leave something to the imagination. I've shown the wang before :)

AND....every chick I've shown the wang to.. I put it in use on em!

But I'm more of a receiver than a giver when it comes to nudes/partial nudes in pics.... I'm greedy lol..

I'm not a big picture taker to begin with!


yeah there isn't too many pics of you floating around here..as a matter of fact I think only 1
what's up w/that! haha

[RaiderzVixen]

yeah there isn't too many pics of you floating around here..as a matter of fact I think only 1
what's up w/that! haha

really?? wheres it at, I still have yet to know what the infamous bump looks like :huh:

[Raiderette619]

really?? wheres it at, I still have yet to know what the infamous bump looks like :huh:

haha it's in the admin thread!
yeah he needs to post sum pics up! He posted I think 1 of himself at RKA but err I think it was just his body! hahaha


I think it's time Bump! LOL :mean:

[TAPE]

Ahahahah.... I will get something up for yall....

I posted a pic in the admin thread?

wtf lol

[Raiderette619]

Ahahahah.... I will get something up for yall....

I posted a pic in the admin thread?

wtf lol

haha yeah you don't memmer? lol
you was in the gym bathroom
its when we were testing pic postings

[TAPE]

haha yeah you don't memmer? lol
you was in the gym bathroom
its when we were testing pic postings

oh yea, the one where I look like a young manny ramirez LOL

[Raiderette619]

oh yea, the one where I look like a young manny ramirez LOL

LOL yeah that one!

[Raiderette619]

we need another question dammit!! LMAO :captnkill:
Tooz!!

[TAPE]

Werd Tooz got all the damn questions!

OH! I got one....

Have you ever squirted? Or, made a female squirt?

[Raiderette619]

Werd Tooz got all the damn questions!

OH! I got one....

Have you ever squirted? Or, made a female squirt?
damn how do I reply w/o being graphic hahaha


Hmm I'm not a squirter but if I'm hella diggin the person and enjoying it then It's nice and umm wet LOL

[DED]

Werd Tooz got all the damn questions!

OH! I got one....

Have you ever squirted? Or, made a female squirt?

Hella Super Moist n juicy.....but not any R Kelly action.

[TAPE]

Hella Super Moist n juicy.....but not any R Kelly action.


LOL

[DED]

Wish Dave was still around....

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[Raiderette619]

I partied w/R. Kelly here in Diego once..he was too much!! he had some nasty lil young breezies around him! guacala! :hurl:

[chitown]

I partied w/R. Kelly here in Diego once..he was too much!! he had some nasty lil young breezies around him! guacala! :hurl:

That fools from Chicago. My buddy was on the court one day playing ball and R. Kelly got out of his navigator w/ his entourage and wanted to play a pick-up game. These guys laughed in his face and ignored him.

[chitown]

Werd Tooz got all the damn questions!

OH! I got one....

Have you ever squirted? Or, made a female squirt?

Yeap, mostly when I went down on her.

[Skern]

Durrrty pics!
Full nudity or just showing a little to get the blood flowing?!?!!

and I'm talking about ones sent to your cell phone..u know to go along w/the dirty texts! hahah :captnkill:

I send them this :jerkoff: lol nah but just the pic of the Piton will do, que no? I'm sure thats what most ladies care about.

[Skern]

As for the preference, I like to see the booty that always gets me going. A nice ass shot will always do it for me :D

[TAPE]

Who did you have your best sex with??? :tape:

[Raiderette619]

Who did you have your best sex with??? :tape:

W/that dumbass mr. potato chip believe it or not! :laughing

I'm waiting for someone to top him........hmmm hahaha

[TAPE]

haha @ Mr. Potato Chip........

I forgot about that....!!

DONT TRIP POTATO CHIP!

[Raiderette619]

hahaha yeah I can't believe I just admitted that to everyone on here too but Fuk it! It is what it is.
I can deny a asshole but I can't deny some bomb ass sex!!! Plus if my memory serves me right.....he was the one that would try to pull away then would come back cuz he couldn't resist! til he got stoopid!! LMAO

oooh weee! J's got the magic!!! LMAO!! :captnkill:




OK TMI :hide:
bye..........lmao




OK TMI :hide:
bye..........lmao

[TAPE]

^^^^ oooooooh :captnkill:

[Raiderette619]

^^^^ oooooooh :captnkill:

hahaha I got a bit lost in thought there.....I'll be back. I got ummm a text to go reply to! lmfao!!!! :laughing

[TAPE]

This texter been takin all of our quality time with u J..... Im gettin tired of that muthafucka :cuss:

[Raiderette619]

This texter been takin all of our quality time with u J..... Im gettin tired of that muthafucka :cuss:

LOL I know my post count has even slowed down...damn
and even Tooz said I gotta go clubbin with you all in Oakland..that the texter can wait til after the club.
I'll be there but I might have to be texting at times lmfao or pay a visit BEFORE and AFTER to him! hahaha

Don't hate...I got love for you guys but damn I can't help it...this texter just drives me crazy!!! Knows everything to txt and pushes my right buttons even from a loooooooong ways away!!:captnkill::captnkill:

[DED]

Mr Potato Chip?

[TAPE]

ahahahahaha Tooz..... u dont remember ElUnico619 from RKA?

"dont trip potato chip"

[DED]

ahhh....lmao. Didnt know that.

[Jake]

Ha! Mr Potato Chip, that's hilarious.

Or as J calls him "Mr Pringles can"

[DED]

Best Sex was with this Rican girl under the Richmond Bridge, in my 1st bucket ass ride. Swear that shit lasted all night, shit got smashed. I gotta find that breezy. Damn I miss car sex!

[chitown]

The best sex to this day was with my ex. There was that connection two people have where it's not just sex, I could actually say it was making love. I used to think sex was just sex till I met her.

[Raiderfunk]

I dated this crazy psycho chic before I got serious with my girlfriend...she went to her cabinet at her house and said...you know no one saw you leave with me and now I'm going to kill you......

BEST SEX EVER!!! Damn I love crazy ass psycho hoodrat sex....course if you cheat on em you can wake up dead....

[TAPE]

real talk.......

best sex I ever had............ was a big gurl.

chick was 5'8 and if i was to guess.... maybe 210.

pretty as hell, trinidadian, she carried that weight so well.

and this chick got on top and rode the penis better than any petite chick ever could...

shit was unreal.... i still hold a special place in my heart for that bitch LMAO

[DED]

I dated this crazy psycho chic before I got serious with my girlfriend...she went to her cabinet at her house and said...you know no one saw you leave with me and now I'm going to kill you......

BEST SEX EVER!!! Damn I love crazy ass psycho hoodrat sex....course if you cheat on em you can wake up dead....

HAHA...shits hella true.

[Jake]

A hooker, in Mexico. Fuck it. :D

Shit was exciting, what can I say?

[Don]

I can honestly say the best sex i ever had was with the wifey. Actually proud to say it. She got some moves that are off the chain, man, and since day 1, we've always been synched up pretty dope. We can work any rhythm and guarunteed she'll bust twice before i get mines...could ask for better.

But you know those first two weeks where its all new and exciting is the best. where you will straight toss that ass up on the kitchen counter and slay it like the world depended on that shit. Legs high up in the air wrapped around your head, nails in the back...

[chitown]

I can honestly say the best sex i ever had was with the wifey. Actually proud to say it. She got some moves that are off the chain, man, and since day 1, we've always been synched up pretty dope. We can work any rhythm and guarunteed she'll bust twice before i get mines...could ask for better.

But you know those first two weeks where its all new and exciting is the best. where you will straight toss that ass up on the kitchen counter and slay it like the world depended on that shit. Legs high up in the air wrapped around your head, nails in the back...

That's tight Don! Yeah, them first initial weeks were your wondering what ur getting in, and finding out it's the best shit u ever had=priceless.

[Raiderette619]

ahhh....lmao. Didnt know that.

what??? yes you did! lol

Ha! Mr Potato Chip, that's hilarious.

Or as J calls him "Mr Pringles can"

:laughing
funny!

[Raiderette619]

real talk.......

best sex I ever had............ was a big gurl.

chick was 5'8 and if i was to guess.... maybe 210.

pretty as hell, trinidadian, she carried that weight so well.

and this chick got on top and rode the penis better than any petite chick ever could...

shit was unreal.... i still hold a special place in my heart for that bitch LMAO

really??

[TAPE]

really??

So serious..

[cheapshotartist]

I dated this crazy psycho chic before I got serious with my girlfriend...she went to her cabinet at her house and said...you know no one saw you leave with me and now I'm going to kill you......

BEST SEX EVER!!! Damn I love crazy ass psycho hoodrat sex....course if you cheat on em you can wake up dead....

I hear you BJ a hoodrat will put it on your azz big time but those hoe's are crazy and will roll up on your azz with a car load of thugs.
:csa:

Best Sex was with this Rican girl under the Richmond Bridge, in my 1st bucket ass ride. Swear that shit lasted all night, shit got smashed. I gotta find that breezy. Damn I miss car sex!

Man car sex was the bomb, I use to get down in my 72 Camero. Windows all fogged up, sweating, getting leg cramps and :shit:.
:laughing:csa:

[cheapshotartist]

The best sex to this day was with my ex. There was that connection two people have where it's not just sex, I could actually say it was making love. I used to think sex was just sex till I met her.

The best sex I've had was with a OG goodie two shoe I met in church. She dressed covered up from head to toe and was always reading her bible to me. She invited me over for some "bible study" and all hell broke loose. I still hit it every chance I get.
:csa:

[Jake]

The best sex I've had was with a OG goodie two shoe I met in church. She dressed covered up from head to toe and was always reading her bible to me. She invited me over for some "bible study" and all hell broke loose. I still hit it every chance I get.
:csa:

LOL!!

[Raiderfunk]

I hear you BJ a hoodrat will put it on your azz big time but those hoe's are crazy and will roll up on your azz with a car load of thugs.
:csa:

yeah man...she was threatening to crash my wedding...used to call my mom drunk and crying. But then my wifey showed how gangsta she was....I didn't know we were including wife's in this one....

Married sex is the best...especially with a toddler because it's...well heres a beakdown"

BJB: That lil negro finally went to sleep...I'm tired...

Mrs.: Ahem....

BJB: OH hell no...I gotta be up in an hour

Mrs: Then you better be quick about it (and grabs me)...

BJB: I'm not stopping if he wakes up so you need to shut up

Mrs: Fuck you!

Lil BJB: Wah!

Unison: Go back to sleep!

I swear those lil bastids can hear your draws hit the floor...my girls were the same way...my 22 year old recently admitted that she did that shit on purpose..lol!

[cheapshotartist]

^^^ :roflmao:roflmao:roflmao:csa:

[Raiderette619]

So serious..

:hide:

[Raiderette619]

:csa:

yeah man...she was threatening to crash my wedding...used to call my mom drunk and crying. But then my wifey showed how gangsta she was....I didn't know we were including wife's in this one....

Married sex is the best...especially with a toddler because it's...well heres a beakdown"

BJB: That lil negro finally went to sleep...I'm tired...

Mrs.: Ahem....

BJB: OH hell no...I gotta be up in an hour

Mrs: Then you better be quick about it (and grabs me)...

BJB: I'm not stopping if he wakes up so you need to shut up

Mrs: Fuck you!

Lil BJB: Wah!

Unison: Go back to sleep!

I swear those lil bastids can hear your draws hit the floor...my girls were the same way...my 22 year old recently admitted that she did that shit on purpose..lol!


hahhaha!!! daaamn ain't that the truth!!!

[Jake]

I can't believe you freaks let me slide on admitting the Mexican hooker thing. Thought I was gonna get ma balls busted for sure on that one. haha:laugh:

:hide:

[Raiderette619]

I can't believe you freaks let me slide on admitting the Mexican hooker thing. Thought I was gonna get ma balls busted for sure on that one. haha:laugh:

:hide:

haha i was gonna comment on it and I forgot!!! Hmm I think Most guys have had a TJ experience! lmao

[chitown]

The best sex I've had was with a OG goodie two shoe I met in church. She dressed covered up from head to toe and was always reading her bible to me. She invited me over for some "bible study" and all hell broke loose. I still hit it every chance I get.
:csa:

That's kinky!!! I like it:beer:

haha i was gonna comment on it and I forgot!!! Hmm I think Most guys have had a TJ experience! lmao

Hell nah, I ain't messing with any skank down there. Now Rosarito, that's a whole different scenario:D

[Raiderette619]

That's kinky!!! I like it:beer:



Hell nah, I ain't messing with any skank down there. Now Rosarito, that's a whole different scenario:D

From what I heard the women at Adelitas in TJ are very beautiful...soo I dunno. There are lots of guys out here in SoCal that have hit that spot LOL

[Skern]

That's kinky!!! I like it:beer:



Hell nah, I ain't messing with any skank down there. Now Rosarito, that's a whole different scenario:D

lol they are all the same. They might be in TJ but they came from all different parts of Mexico

[chitown]

From what I heard the women at Adelitas in TJ are very beautiful...soo I dunno. There are lots of guys out here in SoCal that have hit that spot LOL

I've only been to TJ once and wasn't that impressed, but what I meant was knowing my luck something bad would happen in TJ.

[Skern]

From what I heard the women at Adelitas in TJ are very beautiful...soo I dunno. There are lots of guys out here in SoCal that have hit that spot LOL

Some are beautiful and make you think to yourself "Damn you work here". Some look ugly but some look like the women in Novelas :hump:

[Raiderette619]

haha had to put this in here!
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Love Games Lyrics

Let's have some fun,
This beat is sick
I wanna take a ride on your disco stick

Let's have some fun,
This beat is sick
I wanna take a ride on your disco stick

I wanna kiss you
But if I do then I might miss you babe
It's complicated and stupid

Got my ass squeezed my sexy cupid
Guess he wants to play,
Wants to play
A love game
A love game

Hold me and love me
Just want touch you for a minute
Maybe three seconds is enough for my heart to quit it.

Let's have some fun,
This beat is sick
I wanna take a ride on your disco stick
Don't think too much just bust that kick
I wanna take a ride on your disco stick

Let's play a love game,
Play a love game
Do you want love or you want fame?
Are you in the game?
Dans le love game?

Let's play a love game,
Play a love game
Do you want love or you want fame?
Are you in the game?
Dans le love game?

I'm on a mission,
And it involves some heavy touchin' yeah.
You've indicated your interest,
I'm educated in sex yes.
And now I want it bad,
Want it bad.
A love game,
A love game.

Hold me and love me.
Just want to touch you for a minute.
Maybe three seconds is enough for my heart to quit.

Let's have some fun,
This beat is sick
I wanna take a ride on your disco stick
Don't think too much just bust that kick
I wanna take a ride on your disco stick


Let's play a love game,
Play a love game
Do you want love or you want fame?
Are you in the game?
Dans le love game?

Let's play a love game,
Play a love game
Do you want love or you want fame?
Are you in the game?
Dans le love game?


I can see you staring there from across the block with a smile on your mouth and your hand on your huh
The story of us it always starts the same with a boy and a girl and a huh and a game!
And a game
And a game
And a game
A love game!

Let's play a love game,
Play a love game
Do you want love or you want fame?
Are you in the game?
Dans le love game?

Let's play a love game,
Play a love game
Do you want love or you want fame?
Are you in the game?
Dans le love game?

Let's play a love game,
Play a love game
Do you want love or you want fame?
Are you in the game?
Dans le love game?

Let's play a love game,
Play a love game
Do you want love or you want fame?
Are you in the game?
Dans le love game?

[TAPE]

Oral Sex, Is it better to give or to receive?

[DED]

Love makin a female squirm and legs twitch, but gotta be hella into em to go that route. Prefer getting if a lady knows how to do it right. Anytime, anyplace.

[Raiderette619]

Oral Sex, Is it better to give or to receive?

I like to take care of my man :D

[TAPE]

Personally,

I like to give and receive equally...

But I def. love to have her turned out before we even smash.

[Big O Dick]

I like to take care of my man :D

:orly::orly::orly:

[Raiderette619]

:orly::orly::orly:

naw not really....more like..I love to take care of my man! hahahahhaha

[TAPE]

naw not really....more like..I love to take care of my man! hahahahhaha


wowzers

[Raiderette619]

wowzers

:sofa:

[RaiderzVixen]

naw not really....more like..I love to take care of my man! hahahahhaha

:hi5 hell yeah! I know that's right girl!!!
But i like to receive too :mean:....

[Big O Dick]

naw not really....more like..I love to take care of my man! hahahahhaha

Im gonna need some kind of proof to verify...:bj::funky::bj::hide:

[Raiderette619]

Im gonna need some kind of proof to verify...:bj::funky::bj::hide:

:laughing
wow! hahhahahahaa

maybe I'll post a how to vid on youtube!! hahaha JK JK I don't do that chet!!
hahaha

[TAPE]

:laughing
wow! hahhahahahaa

maybe I'll post a how to vid on youtube!! hahaha JK JK I don't do that chet!!
hahaha


do it! do it!

[Raiderette619]

do it! do it!

Nooo never!!! lol
That stays in my personal vault! hahaha

[TAPE]

Nooo never!!! lol
That stays in my personal vault! hahaha


This just in - J does indeed have exclusive videos


:mean:

[Raiderette619]

This just in - J does indeed have exclusive videos


:mean:

:wha:

:sofa:




LMAO

[BADNESS]

A Kisser! Both Regions...North & South. Be Great At Either One & You'll Stick Around. Good At Both....KEYS PLEASE!!!

Carry On You Lovers...

[BADNESS]

Alright horny peeps here it is once again by popular demand. Now anyone can ask a question in this thread so if your curious about something go ahead and ask and i'm sure many members will disclose their personal information. :Yep:Yep


1st question?

How many people have you slept with?
A. I'm a virgin
B. 1-5
C. 6-10
D. 11-15
E. I put these pornstars to shame.



Good One! Good One! More Than E & 4 Times In Life At The Coliseum(2 Raider games.2 concerts back in the days). Man, we could be mistaken for "WHORENATION!" Who's Going To Produce The First Raider Themed Porno?

[Big O Dick]

This just in - J does indeed have exclusive videos


:mean:

:laughing NICE!!! Googling now....:?

[Raiderette619]

:laughing NICE!!! Googling now....:?

:laughing

anyyyyways! hahah

[Skern]

I like to give just as much as I like receive. And I really love to receive it!

[chitown]

Oral Sex, Is it better to give or to receive?

Better to give personally. Only met a FEW that actually knew what they were doing. Plus when it's bad it's kinda a turn-off so I'd rather just give.

[Jake]

...bump!...

SEX!!

[Don]

Man, I've been a jerk lately, and it has not helped me get pandoochy like I thought it would..back to simpin!

[Raiderette619]

Maaaannn that word isn't even in my vocabulary right now...so I'm staying outta this thread! no torture for me thanks!

[chitown]

Man, I've been a jerk lately, and it has not helped me get pandoochy like I thought it would..back to simpin!

Nothing wrong with playing the jerk role as long as you do it in a flirty way. Chicks wan't what they can't have, just don't be the doormat.

[Don]

Nothing wrong with playing the jerk role as long as you do it in a flirty way. Chicks wan't what they can't have, just don't be the doormat.

Yeah, if I'm playin the field I'm in the middle. I've been married for 4 years now, with two kids, so actin like a jerk has only put me in the doghouse, mang.

It's cool, man. I made it up to her and straight :clap::clap::clap: that ass last night...

[chitown]

Yeah, if I'm playin the field I'm in the middle. I've been married for 4 years now, with two kids, so actin like a jerk has only put me in the doghouse, mang.

It's cool, man. I made it up to her and straight :clap::clap::clap: that ass last night...

Nice bro. Glad to hear ur back on track! That doghouse sucks, haha.

[Raiderette619]

...bump!...

SEX!!

:huh:

[82rediar]

guess we all on the same boat...

[Jake]

:huh:

what :huh:

[Raiderette619]

what :huh:

I just was trying to understand the word LMAO since It's non existent in my life at the present haha

[Jake]

I just was trying to understand the word LMAO since It's non existent in my life at the present haha

Oh okay gotcha. I forgot it was the drought season in J's drawers. :?

[Raiderette619]

Oh okay gotcha. I forgot it was the drought season in J's drawers. :?

haha actually RIP yahoo buzzer..I need to hit the store this wknd! LMAO you don't want a bitchy J on the loose haha

[Jake]

Say what? You killed Mr Buzzworth?? HA!

The jokes practically write themselves! :laugh::laugh:

[Raiderette619]

Say what? You killed Mr Buzzworth?? HA!

The jokes practically write themselves! :laugh::laugh:

I'm always killin those fukers! hahahahaa
:hide:

[Skern]

I'm always killin those fukers! hahahahaa
:hide:

:bow:

[RaiderzVixen]

haha actually RIP yahoo buzzer..I need to hit the store this wknd! LMAO you don't want a bitchy J on the loose haha

HAHA YOU MAKE ME LAUGH SO MUCH J!!!
Hey when mines out the shower works wonders for me, it always does the trick!!

[Raiderette619]

HAHA YOU MAKE ME LAUGH SO MUCH J!!!
Hey when mines out the shower works wonders for me, it always does the trick!!

hhaah do you have a hand held shower head??

[RaiderzVixen]

hhaah do you have a hand held shower head??

oh yeah!!!! And you know this ma"yan!

[Raiderette619]

oh yeah!!!! And you know this ma"yan!

:hi5

[chitown]

Any dudes of hear of the "Alaskan Firedragon", that's some funny but cruel shit.

[TruR8r]

Any dudes of hear of the "Alaskan Firedragon", that's some funny but cruel shit.

:laughing

[Raiderette619]

Any dudes of hear of the "Alaskan Firedragon", that's some funny but cruel shit.

please elaborate!

[Raiderfunk]

please elaborate!

a sexual act in which a woman gives a man a blow job, as he ejaculates he shuts the womans mouth and whispers into her hear "I have syphilis", because of her astonishment, the cum comes out of her nose - - it looks like a dragon.


that girl was S'ing my D and I gave her the ol' Alaskan Fire Dragon - when it came out her nose... man, dudes.
===

ok...that's just wrong...lol...

[Raiderfunk]

all this talk about sex makes me want to go have sex with my old lady...oh wait...we can't do that...we're married! Damn..almost forgot...

[chitown]

please elaborate!

When a man is just about to ejaculate while recieving oral sex, he pushes down the woman's head, leans in and says something shocking such as "I have herpes." The woman will choke and try to pull back. The man then ejaculates into the back of her throat while she is choking, forcing the semen through her nostrils. This is similar to laughing while drinking milk.

[Raiderette619]

a sexual act in which a woman gives a man a blow job, as he ejaculates he shuts the womans mouth and whispers into her hear "I have syphilis", because of her astonishment, the cum comes out of her nose - - it looks like a dragon.


that girl was S'ing my D and I gave her the ol' Alaskan Fire Dragon - when it came out her nose... man, dudes.
===

ok...that's just wrong...lol...

oooh Good Nite!! LMAO!!!


all this talk about sex makes me want to go have sex with my old lady...oh wait...we can't do that...we're married! Damn..almost forgot...


ahhahaaha :laughing
riight!

[Raiderette619]

When a man is just about to ejaculate while recieving oral sex, he pushes down the woman's head, leans in and says something shocking such as "I have herpes." The woman will choke and try to pull back. The man then ejaculates into the back of her throat while she is choking, forcing the semen through her nostrils. This is similar to laughing while drinking milk.

so wrong so wrong! hahah

[chitown]

so wrong so wrong! hahah

U know u wanna try it:laugh:

[Raiderette619]

U know u wanna try it:laugh:

:hide:

[TAPE]

Damn I need some sex

[Raiderette619]

Damn I need some sex

same here! :(

[TruR8r]

Damn I need some sex

Don't we all? :tru:

[cheapshotartist]

all this talk about sex makes me want to go have sex with my old lady...oh wait...we can't do that...we're married! Damn..almost forgot...


Ain't that the truth. :roflmao:roflmao:csa:

[chitown]

Damn I need some sex

Gettin' sum tomorrow night :D

[Raiderette619]

Gettin' sum tomorrow night :D

Thanks for sharing! LOL

[chitown]

Thanks for sharing! LOL

I can take pics if you want:roflmao

[Raiderette619]

I can take pics if you want:roflmao

oh I'm good thanks! I got my own collection! hahahha

[chitown]

oh I'm good thanks! I got my own collection! hahahha

Care to share?:mean:

[Raiderette619]

Care to share?:mean:

Hells to the naw!! LOL

[Raiderfunk]

Hells to the naw!! LOL

party pooper!

[chitown]

party pooper!

What ever happened to the team player?:laugh:

[Raiderette619]

party pooper!

hahaha whatevers..that's why they make porn..want sum free web links? LOL JK JK

[Raiderette619]

What ever happened to the team player?:laugh:

Me a team player? hahaa I roll solo on this hahhhaa

[chitown]

Me a team player? hahaa I roll solo on this hahhhaa

All for one, one for all...

[TAPE]

Hells to the naw!! LOL

Tsk tsk, no fun :(

[Raiderette619]

seriously..........u guys are dorks

[chitown]

seriously..........u guys are dorks

Nah, we're just horny guys :D

[TruR8r]

:tru: :D

[chitown]

Serious talk here.... When and where did you first lose it?

[TruR8r]

Serious talk here.... When and where did you first lose it?
Too long ago to remember. Damn i'm getting old.

[TAPE]

I think I lost it when I was 5

[Raiderfunk]

I think I was 14...over the homie's house with some girl I just met...no condom...dumb as hell...I JUST KNEW....i got her hood rat ass pregnant...thank goodness I didn't....

The thing was I was so used to girls saying stop or just letting you stick your hand down there that when she was butt naked and still hadn't said stop I was like OH YEAH! lol....

[Raiderette619]

Serious talk here.... When and where did you first lose it?

16 and the guy I was seeing was 18..his house in the bed. how original
it was whatevers..the build up was more fun haha

[TAPE]

16 and the guy I was seeing was 18..his house in the bed. how original
it was whatevers..the build up was more fun haha

of course its all about the build up aint it? lol

[Raiderette619]

of course its all about the build up aint it? lol

oh yeah of course...but lemme elaborate..it was my first time...err I didn't have a orgasm! haha it was more pain and chet since it was my first time lol

my first was a white boy too lol a white boy w/flava!:laugh:

[chitown]

oh yeah of course...but lemme elaborate..it was my first time...err I didn't have a orgasm! haha it was more pain and chet since it was my first time lol

my first was a white boy too lol a white boy w/flava!:laugh:

Ain't nothing wrong w/ that J, us white boy's can bring it! :D

[GenRaider]

15. Lab partner in Biology.

[chitown]

Late bloomer here lost it at 17 to this chick from high school. The best part was she was unable to have kids so I didn't have to worry about any rookie mistakes. She wanted me to tell her I loved her b4 hitting it. I was like whatever, Afterwards I dropped her off at a gas station by her house told her I'd be back in half a hour. Never went back, lol.

[GenRaider]

Late bloomer here lost it at 17 to this chick from high school. The best part was she was unable to have kids so I didn't have to worry about any rookie mistakes. She wanted me to tell her I loved her b4 hitting it. I was like whatever, Afterwards I dropped her off at a gas station by her house told her I'd be back in half a hour. Never went back, lol.

I hate with chics have used the line "tell me you that you love me."

[chitown]

I hate with chics have used the line "tell me you that you love me."

I know it's like a catch 22. I will tell them I do if they ask me to, and if they try and blackmail me by crying and "you said you loved me" afterwards. It's like you asked me to say that, That doesn't mean I meant it. Big difference.

[RaiderzVixen]

I hate with chics have used the line "tell me you that you love me."

damn chicks actually say that??????? wierdos!!!

[Don]

Serious talk here.... When and where did you first lose it?

16 at a party at this kids house in hs. got summoned upstairs by this hot athletic blonde girl. We locked ourselves in his parents bedroom and were both pretty hammered. I remember hittin it raw, first mistake, and that one of my homies had been sprung on this girl for a while, second mistake...

The third mistake was that someone heard me slappin, and the fourth was that I nutted off the side of the bed onto my t-shirt and got called out the next morning for the skern stain..lol

I ended up boxing my homie that next day and we never been the same..I felt kinda bad, but damn she was a hoe man..I knew a few others who had ran through it and she got herpes like a few months later. You shouldnt get sprung on hoes, and def. shouldnt box your homie for hittin it...oh well. let putos be putos

[Raiderfunk]

16 at a party at this kids house in hs. got summoned upstairs by this hot athletic blonde girl. We locked ourselves in his parents bedroom and were both pretty hammered. I remember hittin it raw, first mistake, and that one of my homies had been sprung on this girl for a while, second mistake...

The third mistake was that someone heard me slappin, and the fourth was that I nutted off the side of the bed onto my t-shirt and got called out the next morning for the skern stain..lol

I ended up boxing my homie that next day and we never been the same..I felt kinda bad, but damn she was a hoe man..I knew a few others who had ran through it and she got herpes like a few months later. You shouldnt get sprung on hoes, and def. shouldnt box your homie for hittin it...oh well. let putos be putos

real talk...why does every dude that hit it raw for their first time end up with a std scare?!??! My brother-in-law told my nephew that he should always carry a condom when he was like 13...soon as he started going to parties...sure enough he was like 14 at some party and hit...had a condom tho...now he's a football star and all the lil chicks what him to go bare back...he got a text from this chick that look like a porn star "I wanna have your baby!"

Yeah..I bet you do...wear 2 lil homie...wear 2!!!

[TruR8r]

16 at a party at this kids house in hs. got summoned upstairs by this hot athletic blonde girl. We locked ourselves in his parents bedroom and were both pretty hammered. I remember hittin it raw, first mistake, and that one of my homies had been sprung on this girl for a while, second mistake...

The third mistake was that someone heard me slappin, and the fourth was that I nutted off the side of the bed onto my t-shirt and got called out the next morning for the skern stain..lol

I ended up boxing my homie that next day and we never been the same..I felt kinda bad, but damn she was a hoe man..I knew a few others who had ran through it and she got herpes like a few months later. You shouldnt get sprung on hoes, and def. shouldnt box your homie for hittin it...oh well. let putos be putos
:laughing yea never get sprung on a hoe, it would be the biggest mistake in your life. I've seen it many times and it's not pretty.

[raiderdude69]

I know it's like a catch 22. I will tell them I do if they ask me to, and if they try and blackmail me by crying and "you said you loved me" afterwards. It's like you asked me to say that, That doesn't mean I meant it. Big difference.

FUCK the L word... Never told some chick that unless I meant it, and it's only been "meant" about 3 times in my life.. and that's pushing it.. Been married/together for 13 years, so not many chances to test that theory lately, but I hoed like a mofo back in the long hair days..

[raiderdude69]

real talk...why does every dude that hit it raw for their first time end up with a std scare?!??! My brother-in-law told my nephew that he should always carry a condom when he was like 13...soon as he started going to parties...sure enough he was like 14 at some party and hit...had a condom tho...now he's a football star and all the lil chicks what him to go bare back...he got a text from this chick that look like a porn star "I wanna have your baby!"

Yeah..I bet you do...wear 2 lil homie...wear 2!!!

Been lucky as hell myself.. Only worn a jimmy TWICE in my life.. and been snipped since a month after my kid was born 11+ years ago, so no worries.. Although I have tested that theory a few times.. SHHHHHH.. :mean:

[raiderdude69]

Late bloomer here lost it at 17 to this chick from high school. The best part was she was unable to have kids so I didn't have to worry about any rookie mistakes. She wanted me to tell her I loved her b4 hitting it. I was like whatever, Afterwards I dropped her off at a gas station by her house told her I'd be back in half a hour. Never went back, lol.

Later bloomer.. 18, knew this chick that was a friend of my sisters, she was 15, already banged about 5 dudes to that point, so I knew she was loose.. Kinda a heffer, but had the tig ole bitties.. And if you saw my pic from high school in the pic thread, you know I wasn't nothing to write home about back then (not that I'm some fuckin' stud now though haha) so I took what I could get.. Once and only once and that was it..

[Don]

real talk...why does every dude that hit it raw for their first time end up with a std scare?!??! My brother-in-law told my nephew that he should always carry a condom when he was like 13...soon as he started going to parties...sure enough he was like 14 at some party and hit...had a condom tho...now he's a football star and all the lil chicks what him to go bare back...he got a text from this chick that look like a porn star "I wanna have your baby!"

Yeah..I bet you do...wear 2 lil homie...wear 2!!!

Yeah..I dont know jaydogg. All I know is i was bout to get some poon and i was not trippen on anything but.

:laughing yea never get sprung on a hoe, it would be the biggest mistake in your life. I've seen it many times and it's not pretty.

No it aint a pretty thing you got that right...

[Raiderfunk]

ok...since we're all grown here....

what was your funniest sexual blooper??!?

[Raiderfunk]

:laughing yea never get sprung on a hoe, it would be the biggest mistake in your life. I've seen it many times and it's not pretty.

real talk...I've had homies get in some real gangsta type shit over hoes. Oh...and the biggest thing...if the homie's hoe comes on to you..never tell the homie...I got the pleasure of getting a pool cue cracked over my back trying tell the homie about his lil hoe...won the fight but lost the homie...he married her....had a baby...baby wasn't his...duh...

[Raiderette619]

FUCK the L word... Never told some chick that unless I meant it, and it's only been "meant" about 3 times in my life.. and that's pushing it.. Been married/together for 13 years, so not many chances to test that theory lately, but I hoed like a mofo back in the long hair days..


:clap: Thank you now that's real talk!
Never say it to say it! shyyt...that's hella on the dumb level I'm sorry..JMO
and a female should never ask a guy to say that while he's trying to get in her pants..but hey we aren't all perfect...and everyone male and female has been played like a fool

[TAPE]

ok...since we're all grown here....

what was your funniest sexual blooper??!?

I dont know if this is an actual blooper but it was definitely not part of the script...

I got popped havin sex in the whip one night... Me and shorty was parked on Riverside uptown NYC. It was in the fall going into winter so it was a bit brisk outside, colder than usual in October.

And the windows fogged up bad.

The cops tapped on the window quick and took us in.

Not cool

[chitown]

:clap: Thank you now that's real talk!
Never say it to say it! shyyt...that's hella on the dumb level I'm sorry..JMO
and a female should never ask a guy to say that while he's trying to get in her pants..but hey we aren't all perfect...and everyone male and female has been played like a fool

All I'm saying is don't ask a guy to say that right after getting to know him.

[Raiderette619]

All I'm saying is don't ask a guy to say that right after getting to know him.

but a guy shouldn't say it either just to get into a females pants...come on now let's be grown!

[chitown]

but a guy shouldn't say it either just to get into a females pants...come on now let's be grown!

Call me a hypocrite but, in the heat of the moment if the key unlocks the door I'm going inside...lol

[Raiderette619]

Call me a hypocrite but, in the heat of the moment if the key unlocks the door I'm going inside...lol

I guess...there are so many other opportunities to "go inside" from others w/o having to lie and hurt someone JMO

[chitown]

I guess...there are so many other opportunities to "go inside" from others w/o having to lie and hurt someone JMO

well, that's what I consider a last resort.

[RaiderzVixen]

Call me a hypocrite but, in the heat of the moment if the key unlocks the door I'm going inside...lol

Typical!

[chitown]

Typical!

:orly: :rolleyes:

[GenRaider]

Call me a hypocrite but, in the heat of the moment if the key unlocks the door I'm going inside...lol

Exactly.

[Raiderette619]

Fuk that 3 letter word!

[chitown]

Fuk that 3 letter word!

It has it's benefits, lmao.....

[Raiderette619]

It has it's benefits, lmao.....

not right now it doesn't! :punch:

[chitown]

not right now it doesn't! :punch:

I take it that line has been used on you a time or two?

[TAPE]

Fuk that 3 letter word!

cat?

illlll u wanna fuck a cat???

[Raiderette619]

I take it that line has been used on you a time or two?

huh?? I was talking about the word sex in a sarcastic way

sorry, but no guy has succeeded using lines on me to get in my pants LOL

[Raiderette619]

I take it that line has been used on you a time or two?

ooooh were you talking about the letter love???
ummm I don't have a college degree but i do got my GED..isn't that a 4 letter word?? :hide:


L/O/V/E
hahahahahahhahaa

[cheapshotartist]

ok...since we're all grown here....

what was your funniest sexual blooper??!?


Back when i was around 16/17 I went over to my girl friends house. We were kicking it dancing and :shit:. Her mother and aunt were watching us dance, later that night the aunt walks up and asked me If I would help her move some furniture the next day. I said OK and the next day I stop by her house and she opens the door and she is standing there buck naked. She pulls my azz in the house pulls out my johnson and starts going to town on it. This was my first BJ so I'm about to pass out when she puts a move on me that would make Bo Jackson proud. We end up in the 69 but I had never ate any p*ssy before and did not know what to do. She got pissed and put my azz out but I was grining from ear to ear. I must have washed my face every ten minutes for a week.
:laughing:csa:

[Bullshit Tracker]

Back when i was around 16/17 I went over to my girl friends house. We were kicking it dancing and :shit:. Her mother and aunt were watching us dance, later that night the aunt walks up and asked me If I would help her move some furniture the next day. I said OK and the next day I stop by her house and she opens the door and she is standing there buck naked. She pulls my azz in the house pulls out my johnson and starts going to town on it. This was my first BJ so I'm about to pass out when she puts a move on me that would make Bo Jackson proud. We end up in the 69 but I had never ate any p*ssy before and did not know what to do. She got pissed and put my azz out but I was grining from ear to ear. I must have washed my face every ten minutes for a week.
:laughing:csa:

That's a "blooper"? Sounds more like a letter to Penthouse..

[chitown]

huh?? I was talking about the word sex in a sarcastic way

sorry, but no guy has succeeded using lines on me to get in my pants LOL

Sex is a good thing, especially on a regular basis.

[chitown]

ooooh were you talking about the letter love???
ummm I don't have a college degree but i do got my GED..isn't that a 4 letter word?? :hide:


L/O/V/E
hahahahahahhahaa

Luv! :laugh:

[Raiderette619]

Sex is a good thing, especially on a regular basis.

I never said it wasn't hahahaha
You didn't get my venting joke cuz u don't know what it's about...hahaha

[chitown]

I never said it wasn't hahahaha
You didn't get my venting joke cuz u don't know what it's about...hahaha

Nor do I want to know, lol.

[Raiderette619]

Nor do I want to know, lol.

I wasn't going to share! hahahaa

[TruR8r]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090630/ap_on_he_me/eu_med_sperm_damage

[Raiderette619]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090630/ap_on_he_me/eu_med_sperm_damage

hmm..well nothing like helping research right lol

[TruR8r]

Nothing wrong with a little more sexo.

[Raiderette619]

^^^^right! lol shoot I just need more period haha

[TruR8r]

^^ I hear you.

[TruR8r]

Best time to be getting some dome?

Morning after waking up?

While you're driving?

At night before a session?

Sheeeeeit you tell me peeps?

[Raiderette619]

^^^ how about giving....hmm 24/7 hahaha
waking someone up in the middle of the nite..oh yeah! hahah




Pinche Tru u had to revive this thread haha

[TruR8r]

Yea I had to, it's too dead.

[RaiderzVixen]

:mean: i like putting a big smile on my mans face first thing in the morning, in the middle of the night and before bed lol

[Raiderette619]

:mean: i like putting a big smile on my mans face first thing in the morning, in the middle of the night and before bed lol

:hi5

[RaiderzVixen]

:hi5

tu sabes amiga!!!! :hi5

[chitown]

Best time to be getting some dome?

Morning after waking up?

While you're driving?

At night before a session?

Sheeeeeit you tell me peeps?

I can't pinpoint one specific time, there all good.

[Tió Nook Nook]

i'm down for whenever all the time haha
i know my girl especially likes mornin sex tho haha

[TAPE]

dome hmmm..........

I always like the dome right when youre about to leave after smashin a chick...

and you pullin up your boxers and she leans over and puts it in her mouth...

I usually stay for another hour when that happens...

[82rediar]

:hi:

[TruR8r]

:hi:

Someone seems happy. :D

[82rediar]

Someone seems happy. :D

:Yep:kissy:

[TruR8r]

dome hmmm..........

I always like the dome right when youre about to leave after smashin a chick...

and you pullin up your boxers and she leans over and puts it in her mouth...

I usually stay for another hour when that happens...

Sounds like fun.

[TruR8r]

Has anyone done it at the movie theatre?

[raiderdude69]

Drive in? Hells yeah.. Van Buren Drive In in Riverside all the time back in the day..

Walk in? Just a hand job, YEARS ago..

[82rediar]

Drive in? Hells yeah.. Van Buren Drive In in Riverside all the time back in the day..

Walk in? Just a hand job, YEARS ago..

:laugh::laugh:

[TruR8r]

That Van Buren drive in has been the spot.

[TAPE]

we dont have drive ins in NJ, but I got dome in the sit down theater plenty times.

[Raiderette619]

Plenty of times @the drive in. Never in a sit down

[DBM aka FDS]

Alright horny peeps here it is once again by popular demand. Now anyone can ask a question in this thread so if your curious about something go ahead and ask and i'm sure many members will disclose their personal information. :Yep:Yep


1st question?

How many people have you slept with?
A. I'm a virgin
B. 1-5
C. 6-10
D. 11-15
E. I put these pornstars to shame.
They don't call me BIG DADDY PIMPIN FOR NOTHING!!!!

Has anyone done it at the movie theatre?

My buddy had in a sit down... You have to wait until a crappy movie is on the outs - on a weekday - during school hours - first showing...

[cheapshotartist]

:mean: i like putting a big smile on my mans face first thing in the morning, in the middle of the night and before bed lol

Lawd have mercy Vix please don't get me started. :captnkill::csa:

dome hmmm..........

I always like the dome right when youre about to leave after smashin a chick...

and you pullin up your boxers and she leans over and puts it in her mouth...

I usually stay for another hour when that happens...

Stay another hour? My ass would being calling in sick. :csa:

Drive in? Hells yeah.. Van Buren Drive In in Riverside all the time back in the day..

Walk in? Just a hand job, YEARS ago..

Same here. :csa:

[RaiderzVixen]

Has anyone done it at the movie theatre?
Im not being modest at all here, never done it.
made out but never had sex in one.

Drive in? Hells yeah.. Van Buren Drive In in Riverside all the time back in the day..

Walk in? Just a hand job, YEARS ago..

:hi5 haha van buren in riverside!!! Me and the homies partied there many a times!!!!

Lawd have mercy Vix please don't get me started. :captnkill::csa:



Stay another hour? My ass would being calling in sick. :csa:



Same here. :csa:

:hi5 lol youre crazy CSA!

[chitown]

dome hmmm..........

I always like the dome right when youre about to leave after smashin a chick...

and you pullin up your boxers and she leans over and puts it in her mouth...

I usually stay for another hour when that happens...

Nothing like the chick tasting herself afterwards to start round 2. :captnkill:

[Raiderette619]

Nothing like the chick tasting herself afterwards to start round 2. :captnkill:

:Yep

[Raiderfunk]

Has anyone done it at the movie theatre?

UC theater at the rocky horror picture show.....as odd as it sounds...I lost the bet....

now...if you're talking about drive ins---after I hit 15...that's the only reason why I went...

[Raiderfunk]

Dome?

Hmm...when I was younger I loved waking up to it....now?

Shit...I probably wouldn't wake up...lol! But who am I fooling...If I got married dome I would probably die of shock...lol....you're relegated to "birth day dome" "anniversary dome" "promotion dome" "new girl at the office party that brought you your food is fuckin hot" dome...which is the best...oh yeah...but nothing beats "wtf is wrong with you girl...you don't give your husband no dome" dome.

[Raiderette619]

^^^ hahhahahha "what the fuk is wrong w/U, you don't give ur husband no dome" hahhaha love it and oh so tru.
I dont normally mess around w/married men that just seems 2 get too complicated but I have been guilty of messing w/ a guy who has a girl. I've done the whole..oh ur girl doesn't do this huh? She don't do that? And what u mean she don't let u....hhahahahha

[RaiderzVixen]

^^^ hahhahahha "what the fuk is wrong w/U, you don't give ur husband no dome" hahhaha love it and oh so tru.
I dont normally mess around w/married men that just seems 2 get too complicated but I have been guilty of messing w/ a guy who has a girl. I've done the whole..oh ur girl doesn't do this huh? She don't do that? And what u mean she don't let u....hhahahahha

cant say ive ever been with someone else's man, intentionally. there was this one dude that was married and i found out after about 2 months of dating him. his wifey called me asking 101 questions. i was like look woman i had no idea but check it out, you dont have to worry about me NO MORE, trust! There are way too many men in this world to have to share one, simple as that. plus im greedy with my dude.

[Raiderette619]

cant say ive ever been with someone else's man, intentionally. there was this one dude that was married and i found out after about 2 months of dating him. his wifey called me asking 101 questions. i was like look woman i had no idea but check it out, you dont have to worry about me NO MORE, trust! There are way too many men in this world to have to share one, simple as that. plus im greedy with my dude.

oh i never built a relationship w/anyone haha I don't do that..and i'm sure there have been guys I've kicked it w/that had a girl and I had noooo idea about.

[TruR8r]

Home wreckers.

[Raiderette619]

Home wreckers.

STFU! I've never ruined anyone's home...I've never slept w/a married man only talked to them...never made them do something they didn't want to and so on.
If someone cheats on their spouse or bf/gf then that's their own fault.

[TruR8r]

I was being sarcastic, chill out.

[Raiderette619]

I was being sarcastic, chill out.

I am chill...I'm not mad

[Big Game Geoff]

Nothing like the chick tasting herself afterwards to start round 2. :captnkill:

I've never understood why ladies like to taste test afterward. Ladies?..

[Raiderette619]

I've never understood why ladies like to taste test afterward. Ladies?..

taste test? lol
I like the taste..guess cuz I like to give oral.
Guys like it so there's nothing wrong with doing something for ur guy if he thinks it's sexxi and hot :)

[Don]

taste test? lol
I like the taste..guess cuz I like to give oral.
Guys like it so there's nothing wrong with doing something for ur guy if he thinks it's sexxi and hot :)

:wha:

:captnkill:

:bow:

ay mami

[Raiderette619]

:wha:

:captnkill:

:bow:

ay mami

haha thank ya thank ya! lol

[Big Game Geoff]

Guys like it so there's nothing wrong with doing something for ur guy if he thinks it's sexxi and hot :)

On behalf of all guys I want to say thank you...

[Raiderette619]

On behalf of all guys I want to say thank you...

hahaha and on behalf of all the freaky girls who are pleasers..you are welcome :D

[RaiderzVixen]

Home wreckers.

Nah uh...im not the one!
I was raised better than that, Tru!

[chitown]

If someone cheats on their spouse or bf/gf then that's their own fault.

Bingo!!!! Met this skeezy over the weekend went back to her house only to find out the dude's picture on the fridge wasn't her brother, lol just her fiance. Oh well, shit happens...... Good times though.

[TruR8r]

DEAD!!!!!

[chitown]

:wavey:

[BADNESS]

Answer: E + But I've had unfair advantage.I've been a minor celebrity fan & funk musician for the last 15 years.The odds were greater (ha).The women..Not so great.

[82rediar]

yeeha!:roflmao

[TruR8r]

Can't handle that. :D

[82rediar]

Can't handle that. :D

lol :pink: