The Sex Thread

[TruR8r]

Alright horny peeps here it is once again by popular demand. Now anyone can ask a question in this thread so if your curious about something go ahead and ask and i'm sure many members will disclose their personal information. :Yep:Yep


1st question?

How many people have you slept with?
A. I'm a virgin
B. 1-5
C. 6-10
D. 11-15
E. I put these pornstars to shame.

[Raiderette619]

Eeee!!! you had to start w/ a foul one! LMAO

My answer is........























A. I'm a virgin :Yep








:laugh:

[TruR8r]

Eeee!!! you had to start w/ a foul one! LMAO

My answer is........























A. I'm a virgin :Yep








:laugh:

Haha Suuuuuuuure buddy. :619:

[Skern]

Alright horny peeps here it is once again by popular demand. Now anyone can ask a question in this thread so if your curious about something go ahead and ask and i'm sure many members will disclose their personal information. :Yep:Yep


1st question?

How many people have you slept with?
A. I'm a virgin
B. 1-5
C. 6-10
D. 11-15
E. I put these pornstars to shame.

I plead the fif :rofl

[Boom]

I'm half virgin half porn star... My ass is a virgin and my cock's a slut:D

[TruR8r]

I'm half virgin half porn star... My ass is a virgin and my cock's a slut:D

:laughing

[Raiderette619]

I'm half virgin half porn star... My ass is a virgin and my cock's a slut:D

:laughing This is going in the quotes thread!

[Jake]

I'm half virgin half porn star... My ass is a virgin and my cock's a slut:D

HAHA. Fuggen Boom strikes again.

[Jake]

Aye Tru, those options are some high school shit bro. You know everyone on this board E status! haha

[Raiderette619]

Aye Tru, those options are some high school shit bro. You know everyone on this board E status! haha


:eek:

[DED]

Ehhhhhhh....hmmm...interesting thread?

[Jake]

:eek:

Stop frontin. haha

:619:

[Sonny Cheeba]

I see this thread taking a turn for the worst faster than Lance Kiffin deciding to kick a 94 yard FG vs the Dolts.

[Raiderette619]

Ehhhhhhh....hmmm...interesting thread?
It looks a lil familiar huh Barry...and It started off w/a bang! LMAO

Stop frontin. haha

:619:

:hide:

[82rediar]

I plead the fif :rofl

1 2 3 4 ....... FIF! :laughing:laughing

[Jake]

1 2 3 4 ....... FIF! :laughing:laughing

I plea the FIZIFTH!!

[Doyers y Esleigher]

This thread has awkward potential, though I guess awkward is better than boring. My answer is E. Fuck it, I got to have a pretty insane life from 15-22, but I came out disease-free and kid-free, so it really doesn't matter. I like sex and I'm great at it, and if you're the same way then be stoked.

[TAPE]

I plead the 5th as well.... The 5th letter....

But I am 32 and been around the block more than a few... So it's all good!

[DED]

It must be the year 77, we some hookers.

[TAPE]

hmmmm..... wasn't J born in 77 too?? :stir: :stir:

[chitown]

E

[RaiderzVixen]

Uhmmm, I'm a 77er myself

[Jake]

^ me too :D

[Sonny Cheeba]

Damn I thought my '84 ass was old as fuck but you '77 babies make me look like a spring chicken! :D :stir:

[RaiderzVixen]

Haha! Now, is that one hell of a coincidence or what??? :D

[RaiderzVixen]

:rofl whateva Buck Weezy!!! 77 was a good year suga!!

[Boom]

'79 in the house!.......... Anybody?

[Skern]

I think Poke is 79. I'm 80

[Boom]

I think Poke is 79. I'm 80


:beer:

[chitown]

72 here, damn I'm getting old....

[Raiderette619]

hmmmm..... wasn't J born in 77 too?? :stir: :stir:

you all are still older....I don't care if it's by days or weeks lol
:sniper

[GenRaider]

Born in 79, I share the same birthday as Ozzy Osborune - first week of December.

Answer would be D. High School and my early 20s were wild.

[Boom]

Born in 79, I share the same birthday as Ozzy Osborune - first week of December.

Answer would be D. High School and my early 20s were wild.

:beer: 79' here too

[82rediar]

:Yep

Nice and slow or Rough and fast?

[TruR8r]

Oh come on nobody else has a question?

[TruR8r]

:Yep

Nice and slow or Rough and fast?

Both depending on the mood.

[82rediar]

The furburger :rofl

[TruR8r]

The furburger :rofl

:laughing Poke and his love for hair.

[82rediar]

:laughing Poke and his love for hair.

eeee that just made me think of something to ask him...

[chitown]

:Yep

Nice and slow or Rough and fast?

Both!

[GenRaider]

:Yep

Nice and slow or Rough and fast?

BOTH.:nanagun

[Raiderette619]

:Yep

Nice and slow or Rough and fast?

Ruff and Fast

[Skern]

:Yep

Nice and slow or Rough and fast?

Both.

Like to start Nice and slow and end it like a beast, Rough and fast :nanalove:

[RaiderzVixen]

Both.

Like to start Nice and slow and end it like a beast, Rough and fast :nanalove:

Nyce! I'll have to second that emotion :beer:

[Boom]

:Yep

Nice and slow or Rough and fast?

Rough and hard. I like it wild as if she was getting raped or something

[Poke]

I love sex. I think of it as a art. I love to examine a woman from the bottom of her feet. To her sexy ankles. Then her beautiful knee caps. Then hips. Then..excuse me while I ....

[Don]

:Yep

Nice and slow or Rough and fast?

Usually a calculated mixture of both. I always make sure she gets one off before I get to slappen em too crazy.

[Don]

Anyone messed with some of that Kama Sutra?

[RaiderzVixen]

Anyone messed with some of that Kama Sutra?

not i but i seen an hbo special on it before lol

[chitown]

Both.

Like to start Nice and slow and end it like a beast, Rough and fast :nanalove:

X2... I like to leave her with her legs shaking and can't stand up, lol.

[TAPE]

How about nice and rough?

[Jake]

Gotta mix it up!

[cheapshotartist]

Slow and steady until it gets 2 good to hold back then a 3.5 forty. :laughing:csa:

[cheapshotartist]

How do y'all like to hit it/get it hit? I like to hit it from the back standing up next to the bed with the lady kneeling on the bed. I also like to let the ladie ride while I get my rest on.
:csa:

[chitown]

How do y'all like to hit it/get it hit? I like to hit it from the back standing up next to the bed with the lady kneeling on the bed. I also like to let the ladie ride while I get my rest on.
:csa:

Missionary is one of fav's but my #1 is standing cowgirl, where I'm standing her legs are wrapped around my waist and arms around my neck. Good times!

[DED]

Slow n Deep.....

[Poke]

Had my HIV test come back negative. As well as urine. Ok. Continue thread.

[DED]

Had my HIV test come back negative. As well as urine. Ok. Continue thread.

congrats shit can be nerve racking :beer:

[DED]

How do y'all like to hit it/get it hit? I like to hit it from the back standing up next to the bed with the lady kneeling on the bed. I also like to let the ladie ride while I get my rest on.
:csa:

Her on sofa legs hanging off, or on shoulders, etc....
Her on sofa on all fours facing back of couch......
Her standing up wearing some stilletos, and hittin it from the back...
Etc...
Etc...

[chitown]

Her on sofa legs hanging off, or on shoulders, etc....
Her on sofa on all fours facing back of couch......
Her standing up wearing some stilletos, and hittin it from the back...
Etc...
Etc...

Stilletos gotta love them:roc:

[Don]

I stood up in the cowboy or whatever you call it and it was bomb. Ill slap it missionary, but It's all about finishing from the back straight burying the hatchett...bottoming out, if you will..while she looks back gaping with that look...you know the look

[Poke]

congrats shit can be nerve racking :beer:

Word up man! :sofa:

[TAPE]

Slow for the first 1 second.... Hard for the last 1 second.

[Skern]

How do y'all like to hit it/get it hit? I like to hit it from the back standing up next to the bed with the lady kneeling on the bed. I also like to let the ladie ride while I get my rest on.
:csa:

I like to go through as many as I can. But I would have to say reverse cowgirl, face down nalgas up and when she lays on her side with her legs closed :Yep

[Raiderette619]

new question time!!

[chitown]

new question time!!

Ladies first :D

[RaiderzVixen]

OK OK I'll go

for the men:

furburgers, shaved, or bald??

Which do you prefer?

[GenRaider]

If i'm drunk, I prefer furburgers. If I'M SOBER its shaved.

[Don]

lol..shaved or bald?

so do I like to rub up on spiky velcro or have smoov bliss? hmmmm no brainer

[Skern]

OK OK I'll go

for the men:

furburgers, shaved, or bald??

Which do you prefer?

If she want me to go muff diving it must be bald or have a landing strip :Yep

[RaiderzVixen]

If i'm drunk, I prefer furburgers. If I'M SOBER its shaved.

:laugh: lol why does it matter if you're drunk or not???

[RaiderzVixen]

If she want me to go muff diving it must bald or have a landing strip :Yep

O rly?????????? :D

[Jake]

Only time I'm accepting a fur burger is right I after I invent a time machine and go back and bang Marilyn Monroe or some other oldie time fine ass broad.

Til then, shaved baby.

[chitown]

Bald, I'm not going down there to floss my teeth.

[GenRaider]

:laugh: lol why does it matter if you're drunk or not???

Because if i'm blitzed, i'm usually not thinking right.

[Skern]

O rly?????????? :D

Yes really :jiggy:

[RaiderzVixen]

Because if i'm blitzed, i'm usually not thinking right.

Aha! Gotcha in other words, you just don't give a f**k!
Got it!

[GenRaider]

Aha! Gotcha in other words, you just don't give a f**k!
Got it!

Yep, yep.

[Boom]

I think I already experience just about every position.. I want to try fucking in outer space where there isn't any gravity

[RaiderzVixen]

lol..shaved or bald?

so do I like to rub up on spiky velcro or have smoov bliss? hmmmm no brainer

OK got it! straight up bald!
i guess i should have said trimmed instead of shaved..not sure the terminology you guys use lol

Only time I'm accepting a fur burger is right I after I invent a time machine and go back and bang Marilyn Monroe or some other oldie time fine ass broad.

Til then, shaved baby.

OK thanks for the analogy BH Jake...your info is always so helpful :beer:

Bald, I'm not going down there to floss my teeth.
Ewww yeah that would be nasty lol

[Boom]

OK OK I'll go

for the men:

furburgers, shaved, or bald??

Which do you prefer?

I had an ex who told me that having an afro puff down there keeps std's away LOL, I told her stop bullshitting me and I'm not even a DR... I prefer the grass cut low though

[Boom]

Question for the ladies and be real now...

Swallow or spit?

[cheapshotartist]

OK OK I'll go

for the men:

furburgers, shaved, or bald??

Which do you prefer?

As long as its clean and fresh it don't matter. :csa:

[cheapshotartist]

Bald, I'm not going down there to floss my teeth.

:roflmao:roflmao:roflmao:csa:

[Raiderette619]

Question for the ladies and be real now...

Swallow or spit?


well I already answered this over at the other place so I gotta keep it real and give my answer.........





shyyyt My momma taught me manners, Ladies don't ever spit! :D

[cheapshotartist]

well I already answered this over at the other place so I gotta keep it real and give my answer.........




shyyyt My momma taught me manners, Ladies don't ever spit! :D

Lawd help me! :csa:

[Raiderette619]

Lawd help me! :csa:

:laughing :hide:

[chitown]

Lawd help me! :csa:

I hear ya:hi5

[DED]

Prefer Bald Eagles, or maybe a small landing strip.........

[Poke]

Fuck that. I like a shaft afro on my chicks vajayjays. And if they are any race with straight hair then I like the 1960 hippie woodstock hair doo down there. Im a beast, I rip thru forest pubes like Arnold ripped thru the jungle in Commando!

Man I had this one chick she had so much George Bush on her shit. I told her with her dwalls on it looked like a minature Yosemite down there.

Just like I likes it :)

[RaiderzVixen]

Question for the ladies and be real now...

Swallow or spit?

I'm going to have to be on the up and ups here!!!

If I'm in an std free relationship (meaning the guy checks out) I ain't got NO problem swallowing the babies......

However if its a new relationship still using condoms and sh*t....nothings getting squirted in my mouth......sorry guys cooties and all....
gotta make sure I live long to take care of my seeds!!

[Raiderette619]

I'm going to have to be on the up and ups here!!!

If I'm in an std free relationship (meaning the guy checks out) I ain't got NO problem swallowing the babies......

However if its a new relationship still using condoms and sh*t....nothings getting squirted in my mouth......sorry guys cooties and all....
gotta make sure I live long to take care of my seeds!!

:hi5 I'm the same way girl!

[RaiderzVixen]

:hi5 I'm the same way girl!


ok girl!!!!
I love to see the dudes eyes rolling back,legs shaking, mouth wide open like he's about to have a convulsion, that final hollar of "OH SH*T" when he finally busts, and finally that last look that he gives you like "DAAAAAMN GIRL!!!"

I like to give a mofo something to think about the whole next day!!! :Yep

[Raiderette619]

ok girl!!!!
I love to see the dudes eyes rolling back,legs shaking, mouth wide open like he's about to have a convulsion, that final hollar of "OH SH*T" when he finally busts, and finally that last look that he gives you like "DAAAAAMN GIRL!!!"

I like to give a mofo something to think about the whole next day!!! :Yep

hahaha you knoowww!!! Keeps them wanting more hee hee
you and I are too much alike!

[RaiderzVixen]

hahaha you knoowww!!! Keeps them wanting more hee hee
you and I are too much alike!

It must have been something in the water back in '77, hmmm????? :beer:

[Raiderette619]

It must have been something in the water back in '77, hmmm????? :beer:
hahah prolly!

[cheapshotartist]

I'm going to have to be on the up and ups here!!!

If I'm in an std free relationship (meaning the guy checks out) I ain't got NO problem swallowing the babies......

However if its a new relationship still using condoms and sh*t....nothings getting squirted in my mouth......sorry guys cooties and all....
gotta make sure I live long to take care of my seeds!!

I'm cool wit that a woman has to do what she has to do. :csa:

[cheapshotartist]

ok girl!!!!
I love to see the dudes eyes rolling back,legs shaking, mouth wide open like he's about to have a convulsion, that final hollar of "OH SH*T" when he finally busts, and finally that last look that he gives you like "DAAAAAMN GIRL!!!"

I like to give a mofo something to think about the whole next day!!! :Yep

Damn Vix you just made me crack my knee on the bottom of my desk. You know what else is f***ed up? When a brotha is down there putting in work and the lady starts to bust why the f*** do they have to lock their thighs around a mofos neck? That sh!it ain't funny, I damn near got choaked out like that. Whats up with that Vix? 19?
:csa:

[Raiderette619]

Damn Vix you just made me crack my knee on the bottom of my desk. You know what else is f***ed up? When a brotha is down there putting in work and the lady starts to bust why the f*** do they have to lock their thighs around a mofos neck? That sh!its ain't funny, I damn near got choaked out like that. Whats up with that Vix? 19?
:csa:

haha it's cuz the feeling...it's intense! just like when a guy busts I'm sure.
We can't always control that! hahaha

[DED]

^^^Hahah, yeah CSA true.........

[cheapshotartist]

haha it's cuz the feeling...it's intense! just like when a guy busts I'm sure.
We can't always control that! hahaha

I hear what you saying 19 but y'all seem to gain some Hulk strength when you bust. I know the feeling is intense but when I get mine I don't grab the woman in a headlock. I just lay there seeing spots and sh!t.
:laughing:csa:

[GenRaider]

I hear ya CSA...

[RaiderzVixen]

Damn Vix you just made me crack my knee on the bottom of my desk. You know what else is f***ed up? When a brotha is down there putting in work and the lady starts to bust why the f*** do they have to lock their thighs around a mofos neck? That sh!it ain't funny, I damn near got choaked out like that. Whats up with that Vix? 19?
:csa:

:laugh: Too funny CSA!!!!! I think our Os are WAY different from a males lol
You got me laughing so hard, I think I'm breaking my cover here, my boss looked over from his desk, giving me a look like I'm crazy lol
back to the subject at hand!
I've never choked a dude in a headlock with my thighs, but I've pushed him away cause he wouldn't stop after I busted....and once a girl busts you gotta give us a lil minute to gather our feelings again...shoot, the feeling is the most intense feeling in the world, almost like an out of body experience!!

[TAPE]

but I've pushed him away cause he wouldn't stop after I busted....


yea, the push off... I hate that shit

[cheapshotartist]

:laugh: Too funny CSA!!!!! I think our Os are WAY different from a males lol
You got me laughing so hard, I think I'm breaking my cover here, my boss looked over from his desk, giving me a look like I'm crazy lol
back to the subject at hand!
I've never choked a dude in a headlock with my thighs, but I've pushed him away cause he wouldn't stop after I busted....and once a girl busts you gotta give us a lil minute to gather our feelings again...shoot, the feeling is the most intense feeling in the world, almost like an out of body experience!!

Thanks 4 the 411 Vix next time I go down I'm wearing a Goalie Mask and some Catchers gear. :csa:

[Skern]

Thanks 4 the 411 Vix next time I go down I'm wearing a Goalie Mask and some Catchers gear. :csa:

:roflmao

[Skern]

I'm going to have to be on the up and ups here!!!

If I'm in an std free relationship (meaning the guy checks out) I ain't got NO problem swallowing the babies......

However if its a new relationship still using condoms and sh*t....nothings getting squirted in my mouth......sorry guys cooties and all....
gotta make sure I live long to take care of my seeds!!

:hi5 I'm the same way girl!

ok girl!!!!
I love to see the dudes eyes rolling back,legs shaking, mouth wide open like he's about to have a convulsion, that final hollar of "OH SH*T" when he finally busts, and finally that last look that he gives you like "DAAAAAMN GIRL!!!"

I like to give a mofo something to think about the whole next day!!! :Yep

hahaha you knoowww!!! Keeps them wanting more hee hee
you and I are too much alike!

Now that was a great read! :jiggy:

[Tió Nook Nook]

hahaha the push off..

[cheapshotartist]

Now that was a great read! :jiggy:

$#@!~@@@!!$ WORD! :csa:

[RaiderzVixen]

yea, the push off... I hate that shit
haha! you might hate it but we can only take so much then we need a few seconds before you go in for seconds, thats all

Thanks 4 the 411 Vix next time I go down I'm wearing a Goalie Mask and some Catchers gear. :csa:
haha you make me laugh soo damn hard CSA!!! :nanagun

Now that was a great read! :jiggy:

I thought you would enjoy that read, skern :laugh:

[cheapshotartist]

What's up everyone it's quite up in here. Ain't nobody getting none? :csa:

[Tió Nook Nook]

nope, maybe this weekend if my girl comes over

[chitown]

Shoot, it's been a good week. A week too long to go w/ out it.

[Raiderette619]

It's been too long........sigh haha

[TruR8r]

It's been too long........sigh haha

Word!!!!!:banghead

[Skern]

Damn everyone has been in a dry spell huh...me too :cuss:

[Raiderette619]

Hahah that sux! Hell I need 2 bust out the black book and do some recycling this week or something haha

[Skern]

hahaha I got a couple number but if I call they wont leave me alone lmao

I just want a wam bam thank you mam :laugh:

[DED]

I say fuck it I aint trippin, sometimes emotions be fuckin shit up. Therefore I aint stickin the cizock in no tang for the time being, though I wouldnt mind some good brains.....

[Raiderette619]

hahaa you all are funny..I agree w/both of you...Thank Gawd for one here and there that won't give me those hassles n Vice versa..it's just the fact if I'll actually go thru w/it or not. As of late I'm so over it...yeah cuz I'll peep in the magic drawer..fuk! the kids ain't home..guess the drawer will be open all week hahahahha

[TruR8r]

hahaa you all are funny..I agree w/both of you...Thank Gawd for one here and there that won't give me those hassles n Vice versa..it's just the fact if I'll actually go thru w/it or not. As of late I'm so over it...yeah cuz I'll peep in the magic drawer..fuk! the kids ain't home..guess the drawer will be open all week hahahahha

Oh WOW TMI J TMI. :laughing

[Skern]

hahaa you all are funny..I agree w/both of you...Thank Gawd for one here and there that won't give me those hassles n Vice versa..it's just the fact if I'll actually go thru w/it or not. As of late I'm so over it...yeah cuz I'll peep in the magic drawer..fuk! the kids ain't home..guess the drawer will be open all week hahahahha

woot woot :hi5

[Raiderette619]

Oh WOW TMI J TMI. :laughing


:hide:
was it?! hahah swore I've said worse and even about the magic drawer before haha
fuk it..it's the sex thread and I got beer in me haha
Imma open person what can I say! haha

yo..no one call me after 11 hahahahahaha :laughing

I love this song! hahah and go to mark 3:30 :rofl
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[DED]

Ima prank call you at 11 bumpin this shit.....

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[Raiderette619]

^^^^^ hahaha don't threaten me w/a good time Barry! hahahaha!

[DED]

^^^Whateva....! Prank Call went down the toilet con la masa.

[Raiderette619]

^^^Whateva....! Prank Call went down the toilet con la masa.

Eeee!!! how rude! ya no te quiero Barry! blah!
we need a smiley where the guys tongue is sticking out!
lero lero! haha

[DED]

Ya mean a cunnilingus smilie?http://www.mysmiley.net/imgs/smile/adult/cooter.gif

[Raiderette619]

Ya mean a cunnilingus smilie?
:huh:




:laugh: I just got your voicemail! hahahhaa

:619:
I missed Barry's call!!! aw man! hahahah

[Boom]

I say fuck it I aint trippin, sometimes emotions be fuckin shit up. Therefore I aint stickin the cizock in no tang for the time being, though I wouldnt mind some good brains.....


Ahahaha, I went over to my lil homies pad, and that fool told me that pussy is overated.. He said it's all about getting head.. I just started bustin up! Me personally, I love head, but I love pussy too, I can't divorce the two.

[Tió Nook Nook]

guts > brains

[Boom]

hahaa you all are funny..I agree w/both of you...Thank Gawd for one here and there that won't give me those hassles n Vice versa..it's just the fact if I'll actually go thru w/it or not. As of late I'm so over it...yeah cuz I'll peep in the magic drawer..fuk! the kids ain't home..guess the drawer will be open all week hahahahha

Haha, are you talking about your personal plastic surgeon? LMAO

[DED]

Ahahaha, I went over to my lil homies pad, and that fool told me that pussy is overated.. He said it's all about getting head.. I just started bustin up! Me personally, I love head, but I love pussy too, I can't divorce the two.

Yeah I feel you on that....

[DED]

guts > brains

Yup :beer:

[TruR8r]

guts > brains

No argument from me.:beer:

[Skern]

guts > brains

real talk!!

[cheapshotartist]

Ahahaha, I went over to my lil homies pad, and that fool told me that pussy is overated.. He said it's all about getting head.. I just started bustin up! Me personally, I love head, but I love pussy too, I can't divorce the two.

Agreed! :csa:

[cheapshotartist]

Damn everyone has been in a dry spell huh...me too :cuss:

I've been getting mine! These OG ladies will put it on a mofos azz, you can't be half stepping. I had a late night Sat with this "older" freak and it was on. I was hitting that :shit: with a tank of air on my back and a IV in my arm full of Seagrams Gin with a little juice. I put in some work, I was tired as a $#@!~%^ but when I left her azz was knocked out. I had to call a ambulance to take me home.
:csa:

[TruR8r]

I've been getting mine! These OG ladies will put it on a mofos azz, you can't be half stepping. I had a late night Sat with this "older" freak and it was on. I was hitting that :shit: with a tank of air on my back and a IV in my arm full of Seagrams Gin with a little juice. I put in some work, I was tired as a $#@!~%^ but when I left her azz was knocked out. I had to call a ambulance to take me home.
:csa:

:laughing

[cheapshotartist]

hahaa you all are funny..I agree w/both of you...Thank Gawd for one here and there that won't give me those hassles n Vice versa..it's just the fact if I'll actually go thru w/it or not. As of late I'm so over it...yeah cuz I'll peep in the magic drawer..fuk! the kids ain't home..guess the drawer will be open all week hahahahha

Whats in the "magic drawer 19? Sex toys? My sex toys are a blunt, 1/2 pint of Seagrams and a small can of OJ. :Yep:csa:

[DED]

^^^Haha! For Real!

[Raiderette619]

Whats in the "magic drawer 19? Sex toys? My sex toys are a blunt, 1/2 pint of Seagrams and a small can of OJ. :Yep:csa:

haha Yes sex toys! lol

[TAPE]

I am the human sex toy

[TruR8r]

haha Yes sex toys! lol

At least you don't break those in half.:619:

[Raiderette619]

At least you don't break those in half.:619:

eh.....umm I've been known to go thru my share of toyz..they don't come w/a warranty!:sofa:

[TruR8r]

eh.....umm I've been known to go thru my share of toyz..they don't come w/a warranty!:sofa:

Damn Woman what the hell do you do to them?

[Raiderette619]

Damn Woman what the hell do you do to them?

naaaaadaaaa! lol

[Don]

Damn, you gotta put in straight WORK to break one of those things!

[TruR8r]

Yea J breaks pipis left and right. You need to come packing to handle her.

[Raiderette619]

Damn, you gotta put in straight WORK to break one of those things!


:hide: hahahaha

Yea J breaks pipis left and right. You need to come packing to handle her.

:hi5 and you knoooow this!!!!

[chitown]

Yea J breaks pipis left and right. You need to come packing to handle her.

:rofl

[Don]

Yea J breaks pipis left and right. You need to come packing to handle her.

hell to the yeah. Ill break one off..:sofa:

[Raiderette619]

^^^ hahaa you all are hilarious!

[Boom]

I've been getting mine! These OG ladies will put it on a mofos azz, you can't be half stepping. I had a late night Sat with this "older" freak and it was on. I was hitting that :shit: with a tank of air on my back and a IV in my arm full of Seagrams Gin with a little juice. I put in some work, I was tired as a $#@!~%^ but when I left her azz was knocked out. I had to call a ambulance to take me home.
:csa:

:laugh:

[cheapshotartist]

eh.....umm I've been known to go thru my share of toyz..they don't come w/a warranty!:sofa:

Jesus. :csa:

[cheapshotartist]

Damn, you gotta put in straight WORK to break one of those things!

That's what I'm saying Son. :csa:

[Raiderette619]

^^^^ hahaha!! my bad! lol

[TAPE]

LOL @ J's vibrator screaming "Stoppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp PLZZZZZZZZ"

[Raiderette619]

LOL @ J's vibrator screaming "Stoppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp PLZZZZZZZZ"




:roflmao :puff:

[GenRaider]

Piledriver... Yeah or Naah????

[Raiderette619]

Naah! LOL

[Skern]

Piledriver... Yeah or Naah????

I'll give women the piledriver!! :funky:

[Skern]

Wait when I read piledriver I was thinking the Jack Hammer lol...what is the piledriver?

[Doyers y Esleigher]

Wait when I read piledriver I was thinking the Jack Hammer lol...what is the piledriver?

Depends on who you ask: Lexington Steele or Jerry "The King" Lawler

[RaiderzVixen]

I'm confused what the heck is the piledriver lol????

[Raiderette619]

I dunno either girl..I looked it up and the urban dictionary said what the reverse of it was haha but that was like wow! so I said naah haha

[RaiderzVixen]

I dunno either girl..I looked it up and the urban dictionary said what the reverse of it was haha but that was like wow! so I said naah haha

hmmm??? :huh:

[Boom]

Wait when I read piledriver I was thinking the Jack Hammer lol...what is the piledriver?

Ahahaha

[RaiderzVixen]

I still dont wtf it is...........:huh:

[Skern]

Inquiring minds would like to know :Yep

[DED]

Sounds like a standing up 69, or squatting over her like a Jackhammer and doin some squats...... NFC :drunk :roc:

[Skern]

Sounds like a standing up 69, or squatting over her like a Jackhammer and doin some squats...... NFC :drunk :roc:

Ahhhh I think thats what it is right thur!!!

[chitown]

Sounds like a standing up 69, or squatting over her like a Jackhammer and doin some squats...... NFC :drunk :roc:

Never tried the standing up 69. I'll have to put that on the to do list.

[RaiderzVixen]

omg how is that physically possible???? standing up 69??? seems someones blood would go rushing to their head

and tooz whats the nfc chet??
AFC all the way homie! I think u need to go take a nap lol

[chitown]

omg how is that physically possible???? standing up 69??? seems someones blood would go rushing to their head

and tooz whats the nfc chet??
AFC all the way homie! I think u need to go take a nap lol

Oh it is so possible tu sabes:laugh:. Saw it in a flick one time, I think the NFC means No Fucking Clue just a guess.

[Jake]

LOL @ J's vibrator screaming "Stoppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp PLZZZZZZZZ"

hahaha It hides in the back of the drawer, dodging J's hand as she feels around for it.


:bouncegrab:

[Raiderette619]

hahaha It hides in the back of the drawer, dodging J's hand as she feels around for it.


:bouncegrab:

:laughing:laughing
Now that is classic! hahahaa

[GenRaider]

The name Pile Driver conjures up a dramatic image! This position has the receiver lay on their back with their lower back and legs raised all the way up so that their ankles are either side of (and beyond) their own head. The exact end position will depend on the flexibility of the receiver. This position totally exposes the groin area to the giving partner who stands astride the receiver's groin to perform. The giver moves up and down on the receiver to create friction. The giver is also able to use their hands to caress and explore their partner's lower body.

This position requires considerable flexibility on the part of the receiver and it cannot be (fully) achieved by most, but it is wonderfully "naughty" due to the feeling of being totally exposed and 'giving it all'. Those less flexible might try getting into the position, but stop at the point where the position starts to become uncomfortable. The giver can also help those less flexible by using their hands to support the receiver's thighs at mid-point. The giver should be careful not to over-extend the penis beyond what is comfortable at this unusual angle (penis pointing downwards).

---http://www.sexinfo101.com/piledriver.shtml

[GenRaider]

I'm confused what the heck is the piledriver lol????

http://www.sexinfo101.com/piledriver.shtml

[RckabillyRaider]

http://slam.canoe.ca/Slam/Wrestling/Gallery/Indies/2006/06/29/spikepiledriver.jpg

:roflmao

[TAPE]

The name Pile Driver conjures up a dramatic image! This position has the receiver lay on their back with their lower back and legs raised all the way up so that their ankles are either side of (and beyond) their own head. The exact end position will depend on the flexibility of the receiver. This position totally exposes the groin area to the giving partner who stands astride the receiver's groin to perform. The giver moves up and down on the receiver to create friction. The giver is also able to use their hands to caress and explore their partner's lower body.

This position requires considerable flexibility on the part of the receiver and it cannot be (fully) achieved by most, but it is wonderfully "naughty" due to the feeling of being totally exposed and 'giving it all'. Those less flexible might try getting into the position, but stop at the point where the position starts to become uncomfortable. The giver can also help those less flexible by using their hands to support the receiver's thighs at mid-point. The giver should be careful not to over-extend the penis beyond what is comfortable at this unusual angle (penis pointing downwards).

---http://www.sexinfo101.com/piledriver.shtml

Yea... Ive murdered many chicks in this position...

I have my own variation of it tho

[GenRaider]

Yea... Ive murdered many chicks in this position...

I have my own variation of it tho

I love it, for the reasons mentioned.:laugh:

[GenRaider]

I need to find Stacy K's interview where she stated how much she loved the piledriver.

[Raiderette619]

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm lol

[Jake]

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm lol

Uh-oh, make a run for it Mr. Buzzworth. :hide:

[Raiderette619]

Uh-oh, make a run for it Mr. Buzzworth. :hide:

ahha silly!
where's Tru! he needs to post a question!

[chitown]

Uh-oh, make a run for it Mr. Buzzworth. :hide:

:laughing

[Don]

Never tried the standing up 69. I'll have to put that on the to do list.

Wouldnt the female swallow air in the culo?....think im coo on that one

[chitown]

Wouldnt the female swallow air in the culo?....think im coo on that one

I'll let ya know after I try it :D

[Don]

I'll let ya know after I try it :D

Damn she'll have all the blood in her head while serving dome chops, my chick would NOT be feelin that!

Good luck chi

[Boom]

All these fancy moves are nice and all, but I'll just eat her beaver, then follow up with some good penetration:roc:

[chitown]

All these fancy moves are nice and all, but I'll just eat her beaver, then follow up with some good penetration:roc:

Nothing like some good ole' smashing:hump:

[chitown]

Doing it in the car at a drive-in theater now that sounds like a fun time.

[Raiderette619]

Doing it in the car at a drive-thru now that sounds like a fun time.


haha I haven't done that since...damn 13 yrs ago...wait 14 haha

[chitown]

haha I haven't done that since...damn 13 yrs ago...wait 14 haha

Have yet to try it since they closed down all the drive-ins here:(

[Raiderette619]

Have yet to try it since they closed down all the drive-ins here:(

ya well mine was with my baby daddy so that was wiped from the memory bank ahhaha

[DED]

omg how is that physically possible???? standing up 69??? seems someones blood would go rushing to their head

and tooz whats the nfc chet??
AFC all the way homie! I think u need to go take a nap lol

Meant - No Fuckin Clue :hi:

[chitown]

ya well mine was with my baby daddy so that was wiped from the memory bank ahhaha

Looks like it's still there, lol. :hide:

[Raiderette619]

Looks like it's still there, lol. :hide:

ah fuk it..can't deny every memory..might as well keep a few good ones right! hahaha

[MOST-ILL]

So j isnt really at the drive in with the kiddos after all...she's reliving old memories into new ones...lmfao:hump:

[Raiderette619]

So j isnt really at the drive in with the kiddos after all...she's reliving old memories into new ones...lmfao:hump:

haha I wish!

[MOST-ILL]

I saw ur staus and mood on myspace....lol

[Raiderette619]

I saw ur staus and mood on myspace....lol

haha yea it said w/the kiddos haha I fixed it for you! LOL

[MOST-ILL]

haha yea it said w/the kiddos haha I fixed it for you! LOL

WHATS THAT???? I CANT HEAR YOU WHEN YOU HAVE THE POCKET ROCKET ON FULL BLAST.:nanagun

[chitown]

So j isnt really at the drive in with the kiddos after all...she's reliving old memories into new ones...lmfao:hump:

haha

[RaiderzVixen]

The name Pile Driver conjures up a dramatic image! This position has the receiver lay on their back with their lower back and legs raised all the way up so that their ankles are either side of (and beyond) their own head. The exact end position will depend on the flexibility of the receiver. This position totally exposes the groin area to the giving partner who stands astride the receiver's groin to perform. The giver moves up and down on the receiver to create friction. The giver is also able to use their hands to caress and explore their partner's lower body.

This position requires considerable flexibility on the part of the receiver and it cannot be (fully) achieved by most, but it is wonderfully "naughty" due to the feeling of being totally exposed and 'giving it all'. Those less flexible might try getting into the position, but stop at the point where the position starts to become uncomfortable. The giver can also help those less flexible by using their hands to support the receiver's thighs at mid-point. The giver should be careful not to over-extend the penis beyond what is comfortable at this unusual angle (penis pointing downwards).

---http://www.sexinfo101.com/piledriver.shtml

Haha! Thanks Genman, I totally needed a visual on this one....interesting! VERY INTERESTING!!!!!!! :roc:

[TruR8r]

Sweaty slippery sex or clean sex with only a sweaty ass.:D

[Raiderette619]

Sweaty slippery sex or clean sex with only a sweaty ass.:D

sweaty slippery sex!!!!

[Don]

sweaty slippery sex!!!!

with the sun dress hiked up or on the floor?

[Raiderette619]

with the sun dress hiked up or on the floor?

hiked up..it's the tube top kind..why waste valuable time taking it off! haha

[TruR8r]

hiked up..it's the tube top kind..why waste valuable time taking it off! haha

Damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn :619:

[RaiderzVixen]

Sweaty slippery sex or clean sex with only a sweaty ass.:D

Sweaty slippery sex - FOR SURE!!

[chitown]

Sweaty slippery sex or clean sex with only a sweaty ass.:D

Sweaty slippery that's my cardio for the week, lol.

with the sun dress hiked up or on the floor?

Dress hiked up giving her a good smash. :D

[Skern]

Hot rugged sweaty slippery sex

[DED]

Of course SSS....

[MOST-ILL]

No need to undress...just hike up the dress & pull the panties to the side cause we aint got time to undress. ONLY GOT 30 MINUTES FOR FUNCH. YES FUNCH

[DED]

Sweaty Slippery Sex, after a night at the club, where as soon as you open the door you just lift up the skirt and hit it from the back, against the back of the sofa. But ya gotta make sure the stilletos are still on(none of that my feet hurt bullshit), also make sure she takes the panties off in the car ride home..... Oh and close the door behind you.

[82rediar]

Sweaty slippery sex or clean sex with only a sweaty ass.:D

Answer your own questions...:Yep

[chitown]

Sweaty Slippery Sex, after a night at the club, where as soon as you open the door you just lift up the skirt and hit it from the back, against the back of the sofa. But ya gotta make sure the stilletos are still on. And she has to take the panties off in the car ride home..... Oh and close the door behind you.

Stilletos and hitting it from behind, great minds think a like:beer:

[Raiderette619]

Sweaty Slippery Sex, after a night at the club, where as soon as you open the door you just lift up the skirt and hit it from the back, against the back of the sofa. But ya gotta make sure the stilletos are still on(none of that my feet hurt bullshit), also make sure she takes the panties off in the car ride home..... Oh and close the door behind you.

wow! that's the most you have ever elaborated on a question in here for a long time! hahahaha

[DED]

wow! that's the most you have ever elaborated on a question in here for a long time! hahahaha

Thank Goodness for Soup, Subway, Tea, Honey, and a weekend of rest. I'm ready to roll :beer:

[RaiderzVixen]

wow! that's the most you have ever elaborated on a question in here for a long time! hahahaha

And i feel alot of emotion from behind that response haha!

[DED]

And i feel alot of emotion from behind that response haha!

Yeah and frustration. Could you see me "clinching" my teeth as I typed? :roflmao

[Raiderette619]

Thank Goodness for Soup, Subway, Tea, Honey, and a weekend of rest. I'm ready to roll :beer:

That's what's up!!! you go boy! haha


And i feel alot of emotion from behind that response haha!

Yes I felt that too! hahaa

[TruR8r]

Answer your own questions...:Yep

For what?

[Raiderette619]

Yeah and frustration. Could you see me "clinching" my teeth as I typed? :roflmao

:Yep:Yep

[RaiderzVixen]

Yeah and frustration. Could you see me "clinching" my teeth as I typed? :roflmao

LMAO No, but i heard them chattering all the way from the bay to AZ...haha

[cheapshotartist]

hiked up..it's the tube top kind..why waste valuable time taking it off! haha

That's what I'm saying. :csa:

[Don]

hiked up..it's the tube top kind..why waste valuable time taking it off! haha

:Yep:Yep:Yep

[chitown]

hiked up..it's the tube top kind..why waste valuable time taking it off! haha

Damn straight!!!

[GenRaider]

Sweaty slippery sex or clean sex with only a sweaty ass.:D

Sweaty slippery!!!

[Jake]

Do it in the pool, wet and slippery without all the work. Holla.

[TruR8r]

Has anyone ever done something to you while you're getting it on that fuken hurt?

[TruR8r]

:2guns

[Skern]

To answer my own question I have had teeth marks in my stuff before. OUCH!!!!

Me too. Man that shit aint funny at all :shocked

[TruR8r]

Me too. Man that shit aint funny at all :shocked
It was my long time gf.

[Skern]

I dont think mine was done accidentally. Think she got a kick out of it...physco!:lame

First and last time I let her touch my pipi

[Jake]

Has anyone ever done something to you while you're getting it on that fuken hurt?

Left and never called me. Hurt ma feelins!! Made me feel like a peice of meat! Used and abused! hahahaha

Oh damn I just thought of a good ass question for this thread.

[TruR8r]

I dont think mine was done accidentally. Think she got a kick out of it...physco!:lame

First and last time I let her touch my pipi

Yea fuck that shit.

[Raiderette619]

Left and never called me. Hurt ma feelins!! Made me feel like a peice of meat! Used and abused! hahahaha

Oh damn I just thought of a good ass question for this thread.

I'm all ears...or eyes haha

[Candygirl73]

Interesting thread... lol....buncha conchinos.

[Jake]

Alright, well it's Tru's thread so not to overstep ya brothah, but it's good one..

Have you ever been the Coyote Ugly??
Meaning, were you someone who might be considered "out of your league's" drunken sex fling??

[Raiderette619]

Alright, well it's Tru's thread so not to overstep ya brothah, but it's good one..

Have you ever been the Coyote Ugly??
Meaning, were you someone who might be considered "out of your league's" drunken sex fling??

You know what...I keep it real!

Yes...........and fuk it! It was fun....all in all the whole night was fun from partying to after partying and that! hahaha

[TruR8r]

Alright, well it's Tru's thread so not to overstep ya brothah, but it's good one..

Have you ever been the Coyote Ugly??
Meaning, were you someone who might be considered "out of your league's" drunken sex fling??

no

[Raiderette619]

One chick and I socked her up. Bitch tried to scratch my back and was talking shit.

violent are we! haha :sofa:

[TruR8r]

violent are we! haha :sofa:

Trust me she deserved it.

[Raiderette619]

Trust me she deserved it. 5 minutes later she was doing my boy. I think I was 25% all there at that moment. Drunk as fuck and not knowing what was going on.


hahaha!


but Tru..sorry amigo...the question from Jake was..were you ever a coyote Ugly??
outta someone's league sort of speaking lol

[TruR8r]

hahaha!


but Tru..sorry amigo...the question from Jake was..were you ever a coyote Ugly??
outta someone's league sort of speaking lol

Ohhh ok no I doubt it.

[Candygirl73]

Wow :popcorn

[TruR8r]

Come on Candy join on the fun.